Thursday 26th January Round Up
The title race swung massively in the favour of Do Daka Chaka last night with only TR7.5 in the chasing pack securing a positive result.
DC United 2-3 Do Daka Chaka
Unbelievable scenes as table topping Do Daka rocked up with Papa Harvey in nets with his wooly gloves. Surely with the firepower DC have at their disposal it was going to be a whitewash. Josh Harris had other ideas and fired Do Daka into an early lead. Tom Currah equalised to make it 1-1 at half-time, but DC had failed to test Papa H in the Do Daka goal. When Josh Mitchell made it 2-1 to the DC's it looked like the floodgates could open. the win would have put DC top. Harris once more equalised and the DC's again failed to stretch Papa H enough in nets although he did produce a couple of random saves
to keep Do Daka in it. In the fainal minute of the game Josh mitchell went down injured and while he lay flat out on the floor Do Daka broke with Cam Buchanan delicately lifting the ball over Dave Thompson with the goal that may well win Do Daka the title. MoM Papa H for his weird saves which kepts DDC in the game.
FC United 2-2 Rotterdoom FC
A very last minute takeover bid of farcalona by the Pascoe/O Mara corporation saw Rotterdoom FC born. They were in a brilliant psition to move upto second in the table and threaten Do Daka for the title as they led 2-0 through Adam Cooper and Ross Fallens. But despite all their combined ability they lacked tactical discipline as they all poured forwards leaving moooooosive holes at the back which were exploited by Ben Lawrence and Rikki Clarke
who found the back of the net to level matters. Rumour has it Steve Carne is being brought into make the Rotterdoom eam more tactically savvy. MoM Barry Blinco.
TR7.5 1-0 Hurricanes
TR7.5 win the big game in the chasing pack as they stay in the title race thanks to Mark Roses
strike which mah have taken a deflection. With both teams knowing a defeat could be disasterous a cagey exchange ensued. TR7.5 generally had the better of it although Geoff Muskett was always dangerous as he lurked with intent uptop. Ringer had to be on top form to deny Geoff in the first half. There was a controversial moment late on in the game Jake Varley was adjudged to have brought down Geoff Muskett just outside the area. Varley was sin binned for the offence much to the displeasure of the TR7.5 bench / fan club / ultras. Replays suggest the 'foul' was borderline perfection / rape. Despite the extra man powerplay the Hurricanes couldn't create a scoring chance and TR7.5 moved to joint second in the table. Speaking to Pirate FM after the match egomaniac Adam Herman (pictured below) defended Varley's challenge saying “No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.” MoM Mark Rose. Some boy.
A6Milan 1-3 Tekkerslavakia
While all the emphasis was on the big games at the top, the bottom of the table 6-pointer was taking place between Tekkers and A6Milan. A highly entertaining game ensued with bottom team Tekkers taking the points courtesy of strikes from Suarez Sands, Karl bennett and Josh Harris. Goal machine Mike Hodgetts replied for A6 who drop to the bottom of the pile. moM Alistair Mckenna top saves kept A6 at bay.
Do Daka Chaka (1st - 23 points)
vs TR7.5
vs Rotterdoom FC
vs A6Milan
vs Tekkerslavakia
DC United (2nd 19 points)
vs TR7.5
vs Tekkerslavakia
vs FC United
vs Rotterdoom FC
Rotterdoom FC (3rd 19 points)
vs Do Daka Chaka
vs Hurricanes
vs DC United
vs TR7.5
TR7.5 (4th 19 points)
vs DC United
vs Do Daka Chaka
vs A6Milan
vs Rotterdoom FC
Hurricanes (5th 18 points)
vs A6Milan
vs Rotterdoom FC
vs FC United
vs Tekkerslavakia
Do Daka need 9 points from the last 4 games to guarantee the title.
Hurricanes possibly have the easiest run in while Rotterdoom have the hardest.
The weeks fixtures are as follows:
8.30pm
TR7.5 - Rotterdoom FC (clash of the Godolphin players - should be like a cup final as neither team can afford a draw and the losing team will probably drop out of the the title race)
Do Daka Chaka - A6Milan (Do Daka will fancy their chances of strengthening their grip on the title, however, A6Milan won't be turning up to just give them the points).
9.10pm
Tekkerslavakia - Hurricanes (A great chance for the Hurricanes to move up the table, a draw would probably end their title chase)
DC United - FC United (A must win for the DC's now, a draw could see them drop out of the title race)
Depending on results the last game of the season will be TR7.5 vs Do Daka Chaka
Sunday 22nd January League matches
Full league round up below, plus all player stats are now up to date.
Premiership
Do Daka Chaka 3-5 Bayern Neverlusen
A game Do Daka needed to win to keep their unlikely title dream alive was severely hampered as they started with only 5 players including Ugg boot wearing josh savage in nets. By the time the cavalry arrived in the shape of Jadon Lee Do Daka were already 2-0 down. They made a decent effort of trying to win the game hitting 3 goals through craig Harvey with a brace and Jadon, but it seemed every time Bayern had a shot it went in with AJ Meagor (3), Steve Wootton and Jame Leigh getting amongst the goals. Meagor is now joint top Premiership scorer with 16 goals. MoM Craig Harvey epic performance despite being a man down and savage suffering several strokes in the Do Daka goal.
Farcalona 0-6 Southern Athletico
The less said about this farca performance the better. no fewer than 5 of the Southern goals were down to keeper errors as both Lee Pascoe and Ben Pittock let everything in that was hit at them. Josh Mitchell (2), Pete ling, Tom Currah, Ben Currah and Tom Magor all found the back of the net for the full strength Southern's who at the moment look like the team to beat. The Southern's all played in black arm bands as a sign of respect to Chris Treglown. MoM Tom Currah.
Cosmos 1-2 DC United
This wasn't in the script for cosmos as they dropped vital points in their pursuit of the Premiership title. Rikki Clarke had opened the scoring with a peach before Cosmos cranked up the pressure and bagged an equaliser through Josh Harris. Usually cosmos go and and bang in a few more, but with Matt Whittford saving everything thrown at him in the DC goal the scene was set for Paul keech to become the unlikely hero as he intercepted the Cosmos keepers pass, MEGGED ROSS FALLENS and then fired a bullett into the top corner to give DC a precious 3 points as they move clear of the bottom 2. MoM Paul Keech.
TR7.5 2-0 Tekkerslavakia
Tekkers put up a decent showing but in the end didn't have enough to threaten the TR7.5 goal. TR7.5 took the lead through an Alisatair Mckenna own goal
after dan herman's shot came back off the post and hit the stranded keeper rebounding into the goal. TR7.5 could and should have put the game to bed had it not been for some david Ngog style finishing from the egomaniac club president and self-proclaimed King of Cubert Adam Herman. At the 145th time of asking he finally found the target to make it 2-0 and keep the TR7.5 title dream alive. MoM Kyle Brown*
Men United 0-2 Smurfs
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Men United's unlikely title push finally appears to be over after a second consecutive defeat. The smurfs reorganisation and recruitment drive seems to be paying dividends as they have quite a unit at the moment. Josh Harris and
Kiel O Mara bagged the Smurfs goals as they move away from the relegation zone and also move out of the points deduction zone after a takeover from a UAE consortium fronted by Jahmel el Wilson (pictured right) and Akhmed Carhart. Some Arabs. MoM Josh Harris. |
Division One
Do Daka Chaka Res 6-0 Clinton Sealy
Craig harvey was virtually unstoppable as the Do Daka's ran riot firing 6 past a Clinton team who could find no way of stopping the Do daka goal scoring machine. Harvey notched up another 4 goal tally to go alongside the two of Dan Camps
as Do Daka stay within touching distance of the title. Both teams have now dropped back into the point deduction zone meaning a freeze on all player points and the possibilty of a point deduction from their league record next week. MoM Craig Harvey.
FC United 0-6 Southern Athletico Res
FC United had no answer to the full strength Southern team who could well win two league's and two cups this season if Shiekh chudleigh can keep this all star side together. Josh mitchell (2), Pete Ling (2), Tom Currah and Ben Currah all scored as the Southern's maintained their 5-point lead at the top. The Southern's just moved out of the points deduction zone meaning their players all receive player points this week, while FC United formerly the richest team in the league are now offically the poorest as they drop into the point deduction zone. Tom Currah moves to the top of the divisional scorers charts with 12 goals. MoM Josh Mitchell.
DC United Res 0-0 A6Milan
The bottom two clashed with neither being able to find a way through. the draw see's DC move out of the relegation zone as they leapfrog Clinton Sealy while A6Milan draw level with the Clinton's on 4-points. MoM Jordan Cole.
The Looters 0-2 Smurfs Res
The Smurfs are now 8 games unbeaten in the league this season after this 2-0 victory over the looters as they maintain their push for the title. Josh Harris and some old goat called Danny O Caravans the slowest guy in the history of P6 bagged the goals for the Smurfs much to the delight of the new arab owners
Jahmel el Wilson and Akhmed Carhart. MoM Danny O Caravans.
Untouchaballs 0-1 Bayern Neverlusen
Bayern stay in the title hunt after securing a narrow 1-0 victory over a plucky untouchaballs team who have been on quite a run of late. Super Stevie Wootton the best player to come out of Wadebridge since Danny Jones scored the only goal of the game. MoM Steve Wootton.
Division Two
Guantanamo Payne 0-1 Hurricanes
Hurricanes maintain their lead at the top after a standard 1-0 victory against a Guantanamo team who have probably been knocked out of title contention now. Geoff Muskett scored the only goal of the game and it was always going to be difficult for Guantanamo
against a team who have had an amazing 7 clean sheets in their 8 games this season. MoM Geoff Muskett.
Clinton Sealy Res 0-1 Tekkerslavakia Res
Tekkers were a man light going into this bottom of the table 6-pointer and hauled in some random guy to make up the 6. It was a pretty even game with both Tummon and Mckenna
in the opposing goals produing several fines saves to keep their team in it. Clinton could and should have had the lead twice with Mckenna beaten only for the woodwork to come to Tekkers rescue. mid way through the second half tekkers random player Some Guy found himself 1 on 1 with Tummon and rifled a left footed shot over the keeper to give tekkers the lead and the 3-points. MoM Ben Atherton
The Up and Coming 0-4 DC United 3rds
DC United kept up their pursuit of the Hurricanes with a fine 4-0 victory over the up & Coming.
Rikki Clarke was the difference as his hat-trick and a strike from Dan Jones who is becoming fakely prolific did the damage. The Up & Coming become the latest team to fall foul of point deductions as they were docked another poiunt as the top two positions now seem to have faded to far into the distance. MoM Rikki Clarke.
Reem Team 3-5 6FUX
Reem Team openedthe scoring through Joe Miller, as they sought their first ever point at P6. Unfortunately
for them Jadon Lee and his supersonic right foot had turned up and despite the best efforts of Blakey in the Reem goal it was 4-1 in no time. Gravyalholic northerner martyn probert made it 5-1 with minutes to spare before the Reem Team had one brave last push to rescue something from the game with further strikes from Joe Miller and Danny Murphy. Jadon stretches his lead at the top of the divisional MVP and goalscorer charts. Some player. MoM Jadon Lee.
* hahahaha The TR7.5 man of the match was Ollie Pinnell
Chris Treglown 1988-2012
Almost a year after P6 legend Kurt taylor passed away, we lose another good man as Southern Athletico and Farcalona's
Chris Treglown was killed in a car crash on Sunday 15th January. Chris was the only remaining original member of the Southern Athletico squad and picked up a P6 Premier division medal and Champions Cup runners up medal in his time at P6. Chris was one of the most popular people at the astro as he had time to speak to anyone and was always willing to help a team out if they were short. On the pitch he will be remembered not only for his incredible dribbling skills and lightening pace but also for being probably the least selfish player in the history of P6. His performances caught the eye and after much badgering he signed for P6FC this season. His performances even caught the eye of Godolphin first team manager Derek Martin who also attempted to sign him in the summer. Chris was always busy and the opportunity to play for the 11-a-side team never arose, but it goes without saying he would have made an enormous impact for the team and would have been one of the first names on the team sheet if things had o been different. Truly the nicest, most genuine guy has been lost and the league won't be the same without seeing him hanging around the dugouts between games chatting to everyone. You will be missed my friend. RIP Chris Treglown. |
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Thursday Elite League 19th January
Purple Cobras were in terrible financial mess and left the league last night. As a result we have decided to expunge all their results this season due to the fact that their 3 straight wins with an overly strengthened team that weren't meeting their match fee's have been declard null and void as it would have too much of a bearing on the destination of the Thursday league title. The Cobras will be replaced in the Thursday league next week.
The title race has really opened up with 5 teams in the hunt with 5 games to go. DC United could have gone clear of the chasing pack but a 2-0 defeat to former leaders the Hurricanes has really opened it as their is now just a point between the two teams.
Do Daka top the pile after a stunning 7-4 win over FC United. Had the result have gone the other way FC would have been 4 points off top spot but as things stand Do Daka are now in the driving seat.
Farcalona have been far from convincing in the last few weeks but by scraping a 1-0 win over A6Milan amazingly they stay in the chasing pack just 2 points off top spot. The Farcalona hero......none other than their goalkeeper Lee Pascoe who
converted a late penalty to secure the win.
TR7.5 looked to have blown their title aspirations as they crashed 3-1 to a Cobra's team full of mercenaries. This result has, however, been overturned in favout of a 1-0 TR7.5 victory as the Cobra's have left the league (before they were removed) and therefore all their results have been expunged. A new team will takeover from the Cobra's next week.
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