It is a well kept secret in the entertainment industry that the childrens TV legend that is Pat Sharpe had an illicit love child with his 80's lover Pat Cash, this resulted in the production of Steve Sparkes. Sparkes did not follow in his fathers footsteps by entertaining thousands og young children, but chose to entertain on the football pitch instead.

Spakes attended Sylvia Youngs famous stage school, but his performance skills, especially singing were truely awful. old school master told Sparkes "that He must devote less of his time to sport if he wants to be a success." How wrong he was for success has followed Sparkes wherever he has ventured.

Sparkes started his dazzling career playing for Bell End near Lickey End, in Wales. Here is where he really made a name for himself entertaining many a Welshman in the valleys. He then had a short stint at Pee Pee in Pike County, Ohio, but just couldn't fit in in pike country, and so flew back to England with new ambitions in his mind.

He had heard of the cult group Mitchel_Life who teach that that humans are 'Thetans', but much mystery surrounds this cult, and remains strictly confidential until members undergo a test of honour .

Sparkes joined Mitchel_Life and soon made it a way of life both on and off the pitch, making sure he followed their strict rules on meditation and hot chillis.

His strict following of the Mitchel way of life has given Sparkes the nice guy image that all deperate housewives and single mothers adore, as well as at the same time gaining adulation and respect from men all over Europe for his dazzling skills, keen eye for a goal, and friendliness yet competitiveness on the pitch

Sparkes career has gone from strength to strength and unlike his father who has become a distant memory of 80's/90's TV, Sparkes will be forever immortalised as a Premier Sixes Legends.