Premier Sixes

Champions Cup Quarters
Smurfs 6-0 Farcalaona
Cosmos 5-2 Guantanamo Payne
Untouchaballs 5-0 6FUX
DC United 2-0 Men United

Shield Quarters
TR7.5 2-0 Do Daka Chaka
FC United 0-3 DC United
DC United 0-6 Southern Ath
Looters 1-1 Bayern Neverlusen
(Bayern win 3-1 pens)

Plate Quarters
Do Daka Chaka 0-0 Southern Athletico
(Do Daka win 5-4 pens)
Bayern Neverlusen 1-0 Hurricanes
Clinton Sealy 1-0 A6Milan
Tekkerslavakia 0-0 Reem Team
(Reem Team win 5-4 pens)

Semi-Final draws (Some of these games will use league games as a league game / cup semi-double header if the teams are in the same division i.e. if the games a draw it is 1 point each in the league but the game goes to pens to decide the finalist).

Shield Semi-Finals
TR7.5 - Southern Athletico and Bayern Neverlusen - DC United

Plate Semi-Finals
Reem Team vs Clinton Sealy and Bayern Neverlusen vs Do Daka Chaka

Thursday 26th January Round Up
The title race swung massively in the favour of Do Daka Chaka last night with only TR7.5 in the chasing pack securing a positive result.

DC United 2-3 Do Daka Chaka
Unbelievable scenes as table topping Do Daka rocked up with Papa Harvey in nets with his wooly gloves. Surely with the firepower DC have at their disposal it was going to be a whitewash. Josh Harris had other ideas and fired Do Daka into an early lead. Tom Currah equalised to make it 1-1 at half-time, but DC had failed to test Papa H in the Do Daka goal. When Josh Mitchell made it 2-1 to the DC's it looked like the floodgates could open. the win would have put DC top. Harris once more equalised and the DC's again failed to stretch Papa H enough in nets although he did produce a couple of random saves to keep Do Daka in it. In the fainal minute of the game Josh mitchell went down injured and while he lay flat out on the floor Do Daka broke with Cam Buchanan delicately lifting the ball over Dave Thompson with the goal that may well win Do Daka the title. MoM Papa H for his weird saves which kepts DDC in the game.
FC United 2-2 Rotterdoom FC
A very last minute takeover bid of farcalona by the Pascoe/O Mara corporation saw Rotterdoom FC born. They were in a brilliant psition to move upto second in the table and threaten Do Daka for the title as they led 2-0 through Adam Cooper and Ross Fallens. But despite all their combined ability they lacked tactical discipline as they all poured forwards leaving moooooosive holes at the back which were exploited by Ben Lawrence and Rikki Clarke who found the back of the net to level matters. Rumour has it Steve Carne is being brought into make the Rotterdoom eam more tactically savvy. MoM Barry Blinco.
TR7.5 1-0 Hurricanes
TR7.5 win the big game in the chasing pack as they stay in the title race thanks to Mark Roses strike which mah have taken a deflection. With both teams knowing a defeat could be disasterous a cagey exchange ensued. TR7.5 generally had the better of it although Geoff Muskett was always dangerous as he lurked with intent uptop. Ringer had to be on top form to deny Geoff in the first half. There was a controversial moment late on in the game Jake Varley was adjudged to have brought down Geoff Muskett just outside the area. Varley was sin binned for the offence much to the displeasure of the TR7.5 bench / fan club / ultras. Replays suggest the 'foul' was borderline perfection / rape. Despite the extra man powerplay the Hurricanes couldn't create a scoring chance and TR7.5 moved to joint second in the table. Speaking to Pirate FM after the match egomaniac Adam Herman (pictured below) defended Varley's challenge saying “No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.” MoM Mark Rose. Some boy.

A6Milan 1-3 Tekkerslavakia
While all the emphasis was on the big games at the top, the bottom of the table 6-pointer was taking place between Tekkers and A6Milan. A highly entertaining game ensued with bottom team Tekkers taking the points courtesy of strikes from Suarez Sands, Karl bennett and Josh Harris. Goal machine Mike Hodgetts replied for A6 who drop to the bottom of the pile. moM Alistair Mckenna top saves kept A6 at bay.

Do Daka Chaka (1st - 23 points)
vs TR7.5
vs Rotterdoom FC
vs A6Milan
vs Tekkerslavakia

DC United (2nd 19 points)
vs TR7.5
vs Tekkerslavakia
vs FC United
vs Rotterdoom FC

Rotterdoom FC (3rd 19 points)
vs Do Daka Chaka
vs Hurricanes
vs DC United
vs TR7.5

TR7.5 (4th 19 points)
vs DC United
vs Do Daka Chaka
vs A6Milan
vs Rotterdoom FC

Hurricanes (5th 18 points)
vs A6Milan
vs Rotterdoom FC
vs FC United
vs Tekkerslavakia

Do Daka need 9 points from the last 4 games to guarantee the title.
Hurricanes possibly have the easiest run in while Rotterdoom have the hardest.

The weeks fixtures are as follows:
8.30pm
TR7.5 - Rotterdoom FC (clash of the Godolphin players - should be like a cup final as neither team can afford a draw and the losing team will probably drop out of the the title race)
Do Daka Chaka - A6Milan (Do Daka will fancy their chances of strengthening their grip on the title, however, A6Milan won't be turning up to just give them the points).
9.10pm
Tekkerslavakia - Hurricanes (A great chance for the Hurricanes to move up the table, a draw would probably end their title chase)
DC United - FC United (A must win for the DC's now, a draw could see them drop out of the title race)

Depending on results the last game of the season will be TR7.5 vs Do Daka Chaka

Sunday 22nd January League matches
Full league round up below, plus all player stats are now up to date.

Premiership
Do Daka Chaka 3-5 Bayern Neverlusen
A game Do Daka needed to win to keep their unlikely title dream alive was severely hampered as they started with only 5 players including Ugg boot wearing josh savage in nets. By the time the cavalry arrived in the shape of Jadon Lee Do Daka were already 2-0 down. They made a decent effort of trying to win the game hitting 3 goals through craig Harvey with a brace and Jadon, but it seemed every time Bayern had a shot it went in with AJ Meagor (3), Steve Wootton and Jame Leigh getting amongst the goals. Meagor is now joint top Premiership scorer with 16 goals. MoM Craig Harvey epic performance despite being a man down and savage suffering several strokes in the Do Daka goal.

Farcalona 0-6 Southern Athletico
The less said about this farca performance the better. no fewer than 5 of the Southern goals were down to keeper errors as both Lee Pascoe and Ben Pittock let everything in that was hit at them. Josh Mitchell (2), Pete ling, Tom Currah, Ben Currah and Tom Magor all found the back of the net for the full strength Southern's who at the moment look like the team to beat. The Southern's all played in black arm bands as a sign of respect to Chris Treglown. MoM Tom Currah.

Cosmos 1-2 DC United
This wasn't in the script for cosmos as they dropped vital points in their pursuit of the Premiership title. Rikki Clarke had opened the scoring with a peach before Cosmos cranked up the pressure and bagged an equaliser through Josh Harris. Usually cosmos go and and bang in a few more, but with Matt Whittford saving everything thrown at him in the DC goal the scene was set for Paul keech to become the unlikely hero as he intercepted the Cosmos keepers pass, MEGGED ROSS FALLENS and then fired a bullett into the top corner to give DC a precious 3 points as they move clear of the bottom 2. MoM Paul Keech.

TR7.5 2-0 Tekkerslavakia
Tekkers put up a decent showing but in the end didn't have enough to threaten the TR7.5 goal. TR7.5 took the lead through an Alisatair Mckenna own goal after dan herman's shot came back off the post and hit the stranded keeper rebounding into the goal. TR7.5 could and should have put the game to bed had it not been for some david Ngog style finishing from the egomaniac club president and self-proclaimed King of Cubert Adam Herman. At the 145th time of asking he finally found the target to make it 2-0 and keep the TR7.5 title dream alive. MoM Kyle Brown*

Men United 0-2 Smurfs

Division One
Do Daka Chaka Res 6-0 Clinton Sealy
Craig harvey was virtually unstoppable as the Do Daka's ran riot firing 6 past a Clinton team who could find no way of stopping the Do daka goal scoring machine. Harvey notched up another 4 goal tally to go alongside the two of Dan Camps as Do Daka stay within touching distance of the title. Both teams have now dropped back into the point deduction zone meaning a freeze on all player points and the possibilty of a point deduction from their league record next week. MoM Craig Harvey.

FC United 0-6 Southern Athletico Res
FC United had no answer to the full strength Southern team who could well win two league's and two cups this season if Shiekh chudleigh can keep this all star side together. Josh mitchell (2), Pete Ling (2), Tom Currah and Ben Currah all scored as the Southern's maintained their 5-point lead at the top. The Southern's just moved out of the points deduction zone meaning their players all receive player points this week, while FC United formerly the richest team in the league are now offically the poorest as they drop into the point deduction zone. Tom Currah moves to the top of the divisional scorers charts with 12 goals. MoM Josh Mitchell.

DC United Res 0-0 A6Milan
The bottom two clashed with neither being able to find a way through. the draw see's DC move out of the relegation zone as they leapfrog Clinton Sealy while A6Milan draw level with the Clinton's on 4-points. MoM Jordan Cole.

The Looters 0-2 Smurfs Res
The Smurfs are now 8 games unbeaten in the league this season after this 2-0 victory over the looters as they maintain their push for the title. Josh Harris and some old goat called Danny O Caravans the slowest guy in the history of P6 bagged the goals for the Smurfs much to the delight of the new arab owners Jahmel el Wilson and Akhmed Carhart. MoM Danny O Caravans.

Untouchaballs 0-1 Bayern Neverlusen
Bayern stay in the title hunt after securing a narrow 1-0 victory over a plucky untouchaballs team who have been on quite a run of late. Super Stevie Wootton the best player to come out of Wadebridge since Danny Jones scored the only goal of the game. MoM Steve Wootton.

Division Two
Guantanamo Payne 0-1 Hurricanes
Hurricanes maintain their lead at the top after a standard 1-0 victory against a Guantanamo team who have probably been knocked out of title contention now. Geoff Muskett scored the only goal of the game and it was always going to be difficult for Guantanamo against a team who have had an amazing 7 clean sheets in their 8 games this season. MoM Geoff Muskett.

Clinton Sealy Res 0-1 Tekkerslavakia Res
Tekkers were a man light going into this bottom of the table 6-pointer and hauled in some random guy to make up the 6. It was a pretty even game with both Tummon and Mckenna in the opposing goals produing several fines saves to keep their team in it. Clinton could and should have had the lead twice with Mckenna beaten only for the woodwork to come to Tekkers rescue. mid way through the second half tekkers random player Some Guy found himself 1 on 1 with Tummon and rifled a left footed shot over the keeper to give tekkers the lead and the 3-points. MoM Ben Atherton

The Up and Coming 0-4 DC United 3rds
DC United kept up their pursuit of the Hurricanes with a fine 4-0 victory over the up & Coming. Rikki Clarke was the difference as his hat-trick and a strike from Dan Jones who is becoming fakely prolific did the damage. The Up & Coming become the latest team to fall foul of point deductions as they were docked another poiunt as the top two positions now seem to have faded to far into the distance. MoM Rikki Clarke.

Reem Team 3-5 6FUX
Reem Team openedthe scoring through Joe Miller, as they sought their first ever point at P6. Unfortunately for them Jadon Lee and his supersonic right foot had turned up and despite the best efforts of Blakey in the Reem goal it was 4-1 in no time. Gravyalholic northerner martyn probert made it 5-1 with minutes to spare before the Reem Team had one brave last push to rescue something from the game with further strikes from Joe Miller and Danny Murphy. Jadon stretches his lead at the top of the divisional MVP and goalscorer charts. Some player. MoM Jadon Lee.

Thursday Elite League 19th January
Purple Cobras were in terrible financial mess and left the league last night. As a result we have decided to expunge all their results this season due to the fact that their 3 straight wins with an overly strengthened team that weren't meeting their match fee's have been declard null and void as it would have too much of a bearing on the destination of the Thursday league title. The Cobras will be replaced in the Thursday league next week.

The title race has really opened up with 5 teams in the hunt with 5 games to go. DC United could have gone clear of the chasing pack but a 2-0 defeat to former leaders the Hurricanes has really opened it as their is now just a point between the two teams.
Do Daka top the pile after a stunning 7-4 win over FC United. Had the result have gone the other way FC would have been 4 points off top spot but as things stand Do Daka are now in the driving seat.
Farcalona have been far from convincing in the last few weeks but by scraping a 1-0 win over A6Milan amazingly they stay in the chasing pack just 2 points off top spot. The Farcalona hero......none other than their goalkeeper Lee Pascoe who converted a late penalty to secure the win.
TR7.5 looked to have blown their title aspirations as they crashed 3-1 to a Cobra's team full of mercenaries. This result has, however, been overturned in favout of a 1-0 TR7.5 victory as the Cobra's have left the league (before they were removed) and therefore all their results have been expunged. A new team will takeover from the Cobra's next week.

Sunday 15th January - Final cup group qualifying games.
The final match in qualifying for each of the P6 cups took place on Sunday. Teams were seeded based on their qualifying record for the knockout stages of the cups wth the best team facing the worst team and so on. The draw for the knockout stages looks like this.

Champions Cup
Smurfs (#1) vs Farcalona (#8)
Untouchaballs (#2) vs 6FUX(#7)
Cosmos (#3) vs Guantanamo Payne (#6)
DC United (4) vs Men United (#5)

Shield
TR7.5 (#1) vs Do Daka Chaka (#8)
DC United (#2) vs FC United (#7)
The Looters (#3) vs Bayern Neverlusen (#6)
DC United (#4) vs Southern Athletico (#5)

Plate
A6Milan (#1) vs Clinton Sealy (#8)
Do Daka Chaka (#2) vs Southern Athletico (#7)
Bayern Neverlusen (#3) vs Hurricanes (#6)
Tekkerslavakia (#4) vs Reem Team (#5)

Bowl
Tekkerslavakia (#1) vs Clinton Sealy (#4)
Smurfs (#2) vs The Up and Coming (#3)

A6Milan 0-3 DC United
The top team DC United were made to work hard by an A6Milan team making their debut in the Thursday league. A6 followed up their undeserved 6-1 defeat on Sunday with another scoreline which flattered their opponents as Dan Mckenna produced some incredible saves in the DC goal. Tom Currah set DC on their way with Josh mitchell scoring two more before the break.

TR7.5 1-0 FC United
TR7.5 once more devoid of the ego maniac Adam herman won again as they beat FC United 1-0 to stay in the title race. mark Rose scored the only goal of the match with a low effort to the bottom corner after it had started to look like FC were going to hang on for a share of the spoils.

Hurricanes 1-3 Do Daka Chaka
The Hurricanes lost ground on DC at the top of the table as they went down 3-1 to a Dodaka team desperately trying to stay in the title shake up. Josh Harris and Craig harvey with a brace were the main architects in the downfall of the Canes who replied through Alex Bicknell.

Farcalona 2-5 Purple Cobra's
Farca are probably out of the title running now barring a run of six wins on the bounce after crashing to a very talented Cobra's team. Tom Shepard scored two for the Cobra's including one ridiculous effort. Kyle (2) and Ross Fallens also found the back of the net for them with Sam Eglinton and Loby replying for Farca.

P6 Cup Groups ahead of the final round of group qualifying games
Group A
DC United, Smurfs, Clinton Sealy, Tekkerslavakia

Group E - THE OFFICIAL GROUP OF DEATH
Men United, Do Daka Chaka, Southern Athletico, Bayern Neverlusen

P6 Premiership

TR7.5 4-0 Men United
Men United's incredible effort staying in the title race appear's to come off the rails as a TR7.5 team devoid of the 'lead weight' that is Adam Herman (K Brown 2012) played some miagical stuff to stay in the title race themselves. Brown speaking to ESPN after the game attributed the win to a free flowing expressiveness the team are not allowed under the represive ego maniac that is Adam Herman. Toupee wearer Adam Pearson set the sat nav to top corner for the first goal to give TR7.5 a first half lead. The floodgates opened in the second half with further strikes from Ollie Pinell, Kyle Brown and Dan Herman. MoM Kyle Brown.

Cosmos 10-1 Tekkerslavakia
Tekkerslavakia trip to the Premiership looks like being a character building exercise as they were pummelled into submission by a rampant Cosmos team who found the back of the net 10 times through Josh Harris (6), Mickey Thompson, Ross Fallens (3) and A N Other. Tekkerslavakia's January transfer window signing Callum bagged their consolation. MoM Josh Harris

Southern Athletico 2-2 Smurfs
Both teams were short on numbers so they decided to fill up by having half the cosmos squad fill the gaps. A enthralling encounter ensued with the spoils shared at the end as the goals came from Fallens and Tom Currah for the reigning Champions Southern and Shaun Semmens and Josh harris for the Smurfs. MoM Tom Currah

Farcalona 0-3 Bayern Neverlusen
Farcalona are bad so they had a game plan - triple man mark AJ Meagor. The plan almost worked as Meagor never looked like scoring. Unfortunately the extra space affored to Jason 'Ashraf' Keatley allowed him to bag a hat-trick to send Bayern to the top of the table. Bayern have, however, dropped into the point deduction zone so they will now need to get their house in order or risk being docked silly points. New Farcalona signing Matt Fletcher sparkled on his return to the astro. MoM Keatley.

DC United 2-3 Do Daka Chaka
Do Daka won an epic despite having some limp wristed guy in nets. Do Daka may have left it too late to have a shout in the title race but by keeping this unit together they will have a say in where the title eventually goes as they will take points off the top teams. Josh Savage, Joe harvey and his older less technically able brother craig Harvey bagged the goals for the Do Daka's. Everyone's favourite player Some guy bagged both the DC goals. MoM Joe Harvey.

P6 Division One
Bayern Neverlusen Res 7 - 2 Clinton Sealy
A big winfor Neverlusen see's them stay on the heals of southern at the top of the table. Clinton's stay out of the drop zone but the -5 goal difference may come back to hurt them at the end of the season. Jason 'Ahkmed' Keatley continued his golden scoring bagging a brace to complete the greatest day of his life with the other bayern goals coming from AJ Meagor (3), Steve 'shit guts' Wootton and Jamie Leigh. Ben Atherton replied with both clinton goals to become the record goalscorer for Clinton Sealy FC. Both teams are now in the points deduction zone which could have future implications on their respective aspirations of winning the title and staying up. MoM AJ Meagor

DC United Res 0-3 Southern Ath Res
DC were unlucky not to get something from an Alistair mckenna inspired Southern team who repelled everything building the blocks for a devastating Pete Ling hat-trick as Southern stayed top of the pile. MoM Pete Ling

Untouchaballs 1-0 The Looters
A full strength Looters were undone by their lack of a GK as their part-time #1 Zeni is the full-time #1 at the Balls. Steve Brown went in nets for the Looters and demonstarted some interesting tekkers between the sticks. his highly unusual yet incrediably effective tekkers meant the Balls scraped a 1-0 win through a Matt Hodgetts strike thus keeping alive their title challenge. MoM Steve Brown.

A6Milan 1-6 Smurfs Res
If there was ever an unusual scoreline it was this as A6Milan played far better than the scoreline suggestions and were denied on at least 3 occasions by the woodwork, while the Smurfs scored some unusual goals. A6Milan GK Jordan Cole scored an unfortunate o.g. to put the Smurfs into the lead, joe carhart made it 2-0 with a deflected effort, before josh harrismade it 3-0. Bonner Maulls cool finish reduced it to 3-1 before a defing moment occured before half-time. James Lee was unlucky to see his goal bound shot come back off the post and harris pounced on the break to make it 4-1 before half-time when it really should have been 3-2. Tom Berry bagged #5 before Harris completed his hat-trick with #6. MoM Josh Harris

FC United 1-4 Do Daka Chaka Res
FC United were missing a couple of regulars and despite having a terrortorial advantage early on the succumbed to Do Daka's superior finishing. Running man Josh Savage opened the scoring for the Do Daka's before further goals before half-time from matty Marsland and a brace from Craig Harvey put the ame out of site at 4-0. FC managed to steady the ship and pulled a goal back through the on loan Adam Bennett but the damage had already been done. MoM Craig Harvey.

P6 Division Two
Hurricanes 2-0 Tekkerslavakia
The Hurricanes stay clear at the top after a standard work manlike performance against Tekkerslavakia. Hurricanes latest acquisition aaron opened the scoring before the legend that is muskett sporting his new streamlined haircut made sure of all 3-points with their second. The Canes also revealed their latest youth recruits with both Ash and Alex Bicknell making their Canes debuts. Kevin welch was also back in nets for the canes following his injury and picked up his standard clean sheet. Tekkers gaffer McKenna kept his troops back for an hour after the game to give them the blow drier treatment after it emerged that Chris and Dave had being enjoying a chinese takeaway minutes before the game. MoM Aaron.

DC United 3rds 2-0 Clinton Sealy Res
The DC's improved their grip on second place with a closely fought win over the Clinton's thanks to strikes from dominque and Rikki Clarke. The scoreline could have been more had it not been for another legendary performance by the boy Tummon in the clinton goal. MoM Scott Tummon

The Up and Coming 4-0 Reem Team
P6 Sunday League's newest side Reem Team endured a nightmare start against The Up and Coming who made the scorline look bigger than it probably should have been with two exceptionally late strikes. The Up and Coming looked to struggle to find away past the excellent Reem Team goalie, only for Dan Camps to get his angles right and fire the opener in off the post. martin edwards added a second at the start of the second half before two late craig harvey strikes completed the result. Harvey's second was timed at 14.59.8. nice. Reem Team boast the latest P6 lookalike player. Aiden Garner = Rob Huth. Well played. MoM Crig Harvey.

Guantanamo Payne 1-2 6FUX
Guantanamo rolled former player of the season matt Kelly out for this game as they looked to add some firepower to their attack. Despite this addition and that of joff bunt guantanamo were two down at the break as Jadon Lee and his right foot of dooooooooom had smashed two belters passed the Guantanamo GK. Guantanamo tried to force a way back into the match and did pull one goal back from Joff Bunt but they couldn't find any way of beating Zeni for the equaliser. MoM Jadon Lee.

P6 Thursday League Results 5th January
Do Daka Chaka 1-2 Purple Cobras
Do Daka suffered a first loss in 4 to a Cobras team boasting some mediocre at best players in Shaun Semmens, Ross Fallens and Tom Shepard. The Cobras were 2-0 at halftime but ad to hang on in the second half as Do Daka tried to mount a fightback. Joe Harvey bagged a goal to reduce the deficit but the man mountain that is Robert Burton refused to be beaten anymore as the Cobras held on for a win.

TR7.5 3-0 Newquay Boys
TR7. stayed within touching distance of the top teams with a workmanlike performance to beat the Newquay Boys who were making their last appearence in the Thursday league before switching over to the Sunday league. Kyle Brown's favourite player Adam Herman failed to score as did the almost average Mark Rose. The TR7.5 hat-trick hero was none other than Jeeka whose performances have been so good he may be getting a call up to the Ugandan Olypmic football team. Some player.

DC United 7-0 Farcalona
Both teams were devoid of alot of their stars so a makeshift DC played the first half with only 5 players against the makeshift Farca. Farca couldn't make the extra man count as they were 3-0 down by the break as Mick Everton Thompson lit up the astro with a class performance and top drawer 30 yard top corner screamer. DC's added an extra man in the second half as Newquay Boys loanee David Ngog also got on the score sheet. Mickey completed his hatitrick including one poor effort any in the world other than the paraplegic that is Steve-o Barnicle Marsh would have saved. Josh Mitchell also comleted his hat-trick in the second half. DC go top of the league. Farca would have gone top if they had of won.

Hurricanes 0-1 FC United
FC United's genius signings of Ben Lawrence and Rikki Clarke combined for the dimnutive hairdresser to score the only goal of the game as FC United recorded another impressive victory beating the leagues top team. Barry Blinco was once more monumental in the FC goal as they shut out the threat of the Hurricanes strike force. things are now interesting at the top of the table with the top 6 teams separated by just 6 points.

P6 Sunday League Cup Qualifying Games Round Two
GROUP A
Smurfs 5-0 Clinton Sealy
DC United 5-1 Tekkerslavakia

GROUP B
Untouchaballs 3-2 TR7.5
TBA 0-0 TBA

GROUP C
6Fux 3-1 Bayern Neverlusen
DC United 3-1 Hurricanes

GROUP D
Smurfs 2-3 Guantanamo
FC United 1-1 Southern Athletico

GROUP E
Men United 1-0 Southern Athletico
Do Daka Chaka 1-2 Bayern Neverlusen

GROUP F
Do Daka Chaka 0-0 DC United
Looters 1-0 Clinton Sealy

GROUP G
Cosmos 3-1 A6Milan
Farcalona 1-0 The Up and Coming

P6 Thursday Elite League - 15th December
The final Elite League matches of 2011 didn't disappoint with several unbelieveable performances in near perfect conditions at the astro.
Bookies favourites for the inaugral Elite League title DC United were missing a couple a couple of key players but still would have fancied their chances of maintaining their winning streak against second bottom FC United. DC had much the better of the first half but could not beat Barry Blinco in the FC United goal with their countless efforts. The second half followed a similar pattern with Blinco once more imperious in nets and the rest of the FC team hussling to upset the DC rhythm Ben Lawrence's feeble shot which may have bveen going wide was then turned into his own net by DC stand in goalie James Topper. Undetered DC pressed again but were once more undone by FC on the break with Ben Verrinder doubling their lead. DC's tried to find a way back but Blinco stood firm as did the now 4 man FC defence. Xmas definately arrived early for the FC boys when Topper split another tame effort through his hands and legs to give FC a quite unbelievable 3-0 lead. DC's hauled one back in the last 30 seconds through Newquays worst driver Josh Mitchell.
The head band wearing, defensively astute Hurricanes went to the top of the league after defeating a Cobra's team that is now starting to resemble the Sunday Smurfs outfit. Musketts troops must have been having their xmas party as it was a who's who of Canes celebrity's resulting in a very vocal 3 man bench plus crocked superstar GK Kev Welch. The only goal of the game came via the penalty spot and was duly converted by the ever flambouyant Alan Ledger who has recently confirmed he is changing his name to Alaine De Ledge as it is more fitting of his flambouyant nature.
TR7.5 throw away 3 points from a winning position while Farcalona complete the most remarkable comeback in the short history of the Elite League. TR7.5 were looking to get back into the title race and were looking extremely comfortable leading 2-0 with goals from Hermano Crespo and and Jeeka. The Farca boys were looking decidely dodgy during this phase with luxury player Loby displaying some incredibly poor tekkers. Then something magical happened at the start of the second half. Loby pulled a goal back before Kris Treglowan levelled the scores to leave TR7.5 shaking on the ropes. With only seconds remaining Christian 'Yaya' Minsansasasasa volleyed home from the edge of the box to leave TR7.5 straing at back to back defeats and putting Farca firmly back in the title race. TR7.5 director of stuff Herman later told ESPN reporters that they were in discussions to bring midfield powerhouse Graham Underwood back from Thailand early were he is staring in the national ladyboy Championships in order to stop the rot.
Do Daka El Presidente Matty Marsland hard been promising the Do Daka faithful that they would be looking to get double figures against the league's bottom team the Newquay Boys. Marsland is prooved he wasn't a false prophet as Do Daka went on the rampage battering the Newquay Boys 11-0 to take the Do Daka Thursday league goal haul in the last 3 games to 27 scored and 2 conceeded. incredible stuff. Had Do Daka not been in the points deduction zone Craig Harvey and Joe Harvey would have been streets ahead of the rest of the league on both goals scored and topping the player points list - however as they are in the points deduction zone they have a player points freeze meaning all that hard work isn't benefitting them in the player award tables. The Do Daka scorers were Joe Harvey with an incredible 7 goals, Craig harvey with a hat-trick and Cam Buchanan with one goal. Rumours are abound that the Newquay boys could be pulling out of the league following their sixth straight defeat meaning possibly the opportunity for a new team to enter the Elite League.

Friday 25th November
P6 Cup draws for the new season have now been made. The format is as follows: 7 groups of 4 teams. Each team plays each other once. At the end of the group stage the following positions qualify for the following cups:
Champions Cup (Winners receive Champions Cup, Medals, Champers and Beer / Losers receive medals and beer) - All group winners and the best runner up
The Shield (Winners receive Shield, Medals, Champers and Beer / Losers receive medals) - All 2nd placed team and the two third placed teams with the best qualification records.
The Plate (Winners receive Plate, Champers and Beer) - All 3rd placed teams and the 3 fourth placed finishers with the best records.
The Bowl (Winners receive Bowl and Champers) - The remaining 4 teams.

Group E - THE OFFICIAL GROUP OF DEATH
Men United, Do Daka Chaka, Southern Athletico, Bayern Neverlusen

Winners get free entry to UK7 2012. P6 CHAMPIONS CUP TROPHY, Medals, Beer and Champers. The entire game will also be recorded to be put online with the UK7 Commentary gantry making an appearence. The losing team gets P6 Champions Cup runners up medals and beer.

Bayern Neverlusen Res vs Smurfs
Southern Athletico vs Smurfs Res
Cosmos vs Do Daka Chaka
Like a G6 vs Gevo

Winners receive The P6 SHIELD TROPHY, Medals, Beer and Champers. The losers receive P6 SHIELD runners up medals.

Arsenal Youth vs DC United Res
FC United vs 6Pac
Playerz United vs Men United
Guantanamo Res vs Do Daka Chaka Res

Winners receive The P6 PLATE TROPHY, Medals, Beer and Champers. The losers receive don't get anything. The final may be a league game between sides drawn together which will be used to double up as the cup match if possible. If the match finishes in a draw then the game is decided by penalties but both teams get 1-point for the draw for their league standings.

DC United vs MBSFN FC
Southern Ath Res vs Bayern Neverlusen
TR7.5 vs FUBAR
Handsome Revenge vs Untouchaballs
Hurricanes vs Tekkerslavakia
Wu Tan Clang vs DC United 3rds
Clinton Sealy FC vs Guantanamo Payne
A6Milan vs Nevi Sport

League Matches Round 6
Premiership
Southern Athletico retain their 6-point advantage at the top of the league after effectively ending the Smurfs title challenge courtesy of a 3-1 victory with Dominque, Tom Currah and Lewis Hilton finding the back of the net. The Southerns also reduced their financial defict significantly to stave off the threat of points deductions.
Cosmos stay in the race after a 3-0 stroll against a very dysfunctional DC United team who also looked to have dropped out of the title challenge. P6 legend Arren Dilly was amongst the Cosmos scorers. Cosmos remain 3rd but are now the poorest premiership team once more as they again flirt close to the point deduction zone.
Guantanamo Payne quietly go about their business as they remain second in the table 6-points off the top. Last seasons player of the year Matt Kelly was back in the line up and managed to get the only goal of the game against a Gevo team unlucky not to get something from the match. Duke was the Guantanamo hero picking up the MoM award for his match winning performance in goal.
It is tight at the bottom of the table. FUBAR picked up an important point in their 0-0 draw against Men United which keeps them within touching distance of the rest of the teams above them,

DC United 0-3 Cosmos
Smurfs 1-3 Southern Athletico
Guantanamo 1-0 Gevo
Men United 0-0 FUBAR

Division One
The top two clashed in a title 6-pointer. Southern Athletico became the first team to beat Arsenal Youth in the league in the last 3 seasons. Christian was the Southern Goalscorer as they now trade places with Arsenal topping the league on goal difference.
TR7.5 put their recent poor form behind to stay in the title race after defeating the Untouchaballs 2-0 with goals coming from Mark Rose and Adam Herman.
DC United's mixed season continues after a 2-1 loss to Bayern Neverlusen. DC look to be out of the title race while the Bayern squad have firmly kept themselves in the shake up.
The bottom two clashed with Do Daka running out 3-1 winners over Like a G6. Berry's G6 go to the bottom of the table, while Do Daka would have been closer to safety had they not become the poorest team in the league as they have been docked a point.

Arsenal Youth 0-1 Southern Ath Res
Untouchaballs 0-2 TR7.5
DC United Res 1-2 Bayern Neverlusen
Like a G6 1-3 Do Daka Chaka Res

Division Two
Smurfs Reserves stay top of the table after a 3-0 victory over the bottom club NeviSport who are starting to drift away from the rest of the division after a run of 4 straight dfeats.
Bayern Neverlusen Reserves recorded a pretty emphatic 3-0 victory over a very strong Hurricanes team who had the legend Ledge and his amzing facial hair back in the line up.
Handsome Revenge recorded a 2-1 win and handed a first defeat of the season to 6Pac as they stay in the promotion / title race.
DC United had Ben Lawrence's hat-trick to thank for a convincing 3-0 win over Guantanamo Reserves to move upto second place in the table.

Smurfs Res 3-0 NeviSport
Hurricanes 0-3 Bayern Neverlusen Res
Handsome Revenge 2-1 6Pac
DC United 3rds 3-0 Guantanamo Payne Res

Division Three
FC United's run of 3 consecutive 1-0 victories crashed to an abrupt end at the hands of fellow title chasers Playerz United who secured a 4-0 win with player of the week Ryan Orchard bagging a hat-trick.
A6Milan stay top of the table with a 2-0 victory over a much improved Clinton Sealy team which now boasts a full-time goalkeeper.
MBSFN FC were close to collecting their first point since joining the league before going down to a late Do Daka Chaka goal. Do Daka enetered the points deduction zone and have a 1-point penalty hanging above their heads ahead of next weeks round of cup matches.
Wu Tan Clang beat Tekkerslavakia 2-0 in the world famous Wu-Tekk derby. Some say it's the biggest derby match in the world.

FC United 0-4 Playerz United
A6Milan 2-0 Clinton Sealy FC
MBSFN FC 1-2 Do Daka Chaka Res
Wu Tan Clang 2-0 Tekkerslavakia

Champions Cup Final
Hurricanes 0-1 Untouchaballs
It wasn't a classic but the Balls just about did enough to beat off the Hurricanes thanks to Jack Bevan's net busting strike. The one goal difference meant that Kev Welch and Zeni Lukacs finished on the same player points - an incredible 96 - a GK record at P6. So the Division Two GK title was decided by a penalty shootout between the GK's which was won 4-2 by Zeni who had been trailing in the GK race all season.

Division Three
Playerz United 1-1 A6Milan
Do Daka Reserves 3-0 Tekkerslavakia
FC United 2-0 Wu Tan Clang
TBA 0-0 Clearview Alexandra

Alastair Woodman described it as the worst performance by an team he has ever managed at P6 as Playerz United drew thier first game back in the league against A6Milan.
Do Daka Chaka Reserves are the hot favourites for the tiotle and they lived up to that billing as they crushed Tekkerslavakia (formerly Minor Mashup) 3-0 with the goals coming from Craig Harvey and a brace from Aaron. FC United go second in the table after claiming an opening day 2-0 victory over Wu Tan Clang. Damon Cottam and Karl Bennett bagged the goals.

Monday 30th May
The end of season round up
Premier Division
Cosmos claimed the P6 Premier Crown for the fifth time. It was far from a classic season as there main challengers DC United who matched them point for point and goal for goal at the start of the season fell away badly, and despite Cosmos dropping points in the second half of the season nobody could take advantage.
Ben lawrence took the Premiership scorer and MVP awards - but again due to DC's second half of season collapse he failed to apply pressure to Meagor's divisional records and let matt Kelly slip by him to take the overall player of the season award.
Zeni Lukacs claimed the Premiership GK award.
At the bottom of the table FUBAR stayed up after defeating Men United 1-0 meaning Bayern Neverlusen's incredible 2-0 win against Champions Cosmos was in vane as they were relegated along with Natural Tekkers.

Division One.
Guantanamo stormed to the title setting a new Division One points record in the process and conceeding only 4 goals in 14 games. This is likely to be a record that is never broken. Duke took the GK of the season award unsuprisingly setting a new divisional GK record with 74 points for the season. Matt kelly topped the scoring charts with 21 goals as well as finishing the league's top points scorer with 141 points to take the Kurt Taylor Player of the Year award as well as the divisional award. A6Milan and Bayern Neverlusen were consigned to relegation. DC United finished runners up but won't be promoted as DC Firsts ply their trade in the Premiership. Gevo have been promoted despite finishing 4th as Southern Ath Reserves who finished 3rd also have a first team in the Premier Division.

Division Two
Arsenal Youth finished the season unbeaten after seeing off Plate Finalists Do Daka Chaka 4-2 in the last game of the season, Arsenal broke every record on their way to the title and have now set the standard to be beaten with 38 points, 41 goals and just 8 conceeded in their 14 matches. Dom Roberts fell just 8 points short of the overall league player of the season but can take some consolation in taking the division two top scorer and MVP awards with 21 goals and 133 points (both new divisional records). The Untouchaballs sealed promotion to Division One next season beating DC United 2-0 on the very last day of the season to jump ahead of the long time second placed team. Minor Mashup claimed their first ever P6 triumph beating FC United 1-0 courtesy of a James Sands goal. The Division Two GK award goes to the wire next week with both the top 2 facing off in the Champions Cup final. Kevin Welsh of the Hurricanes on 93 points has just a 2 point cushion over the Untouchaballs Zeni Lukacs.

Tuesday 24th May
It is the final night of the season next week and all 3 league titles have been won. It now becomes cup final / survival Sunday with both the Plate and Shield finals as well as relegation and promotion issues still to be decided in each division. The divisional player awards are also at stake. A detailed overview of the end of season issues to be decided on Sunday 29th are as follows:

Shield Final
Men United compete in the first of their two finals as they take on FUBAR at 7.25 for the Shield title. The Men United / Untouchaballs franchise will be looking to retain the same trophy they won last season and will probably start as favourites. PREDICTION: Men United
Plate Final
The Smurfs take on Do Daka Chaka for the Plate trophy. There isn't much to pick between the two teams with both teams looking to win their first ever piece of P6 silverware and add their names to the P6 Tophy Room. PREDICTION: Do Daka Chaka

Premiership
Champions - Cosmos extended their Premiership trophy collection to 5 after winng the league again last week.
Relegation battle - Any two from 3 will go down with Bayern Neverlusen who are second bottom going into the last game of the season finding themselves up against champions Cosmos in their last game - a draw may be enoug. FUBAR are playing a cup/league double up match against Men United, so if they win the cup in 30 minutes then they will stay up as they have the most popints going into the last round of games. Natural Tekkers take on the Smurfs knowing only a victory will give them any chance of staying up and even then that may not be enough. PREDICTION: Bayern neverlusen and Natural Tekkers to go down.
Premiership MVP: Ben Lawrence of DC United should win this unless Men United's Zeni Lukacs perform miracles in the league / cup double up match (double points). PREDICTION: Ben Lawrence
Premiership Top Scorer: Ben Lawrence is 4 goals ahead of team mate Rikki Clarke going into the last round of games. Nobody else is even close to these two. PREDICTION: Ben Lawrence
Premiership GK: Zeni Lukacs should barring a disaster win this with only the Smurfs Tom Lyme close enough to challenge. Lyme does also have two games like Zeni on the last night so should Zeni fail to pick up any points it will be close. PREDICTION: Zeni Lukacs

Division One
Champions - Guantanamo already have the league in the bag.
Promoted - DC United Reserves secured second spot but won't go up as DC United play in the Premiership. gevo will be promoted at the end of the season courtesy of finishing highest of the remaining teams who do not have a first team in the Premiership.
Relegation - A6Mailan were already down. Bayern Neverlusen face a second relegation scrap on sunday with a 2-point deficit on Wu Tang clan to over turn. BUT they are scheduled to play each other with only a win for neverlusen being enough to keep them up. PREDICTION: Neverlusen to win and stay up.
Division One MVP: It is a 2-horse race between Matt Kelly and Dan Mills. Millsy has a mountain to climb and needs to be challenging for the Player of the week and or score a shed load of goals in their last game vs the new and improved Southern Athletico. PREDICTION: Matt Kelly
Division One Top Scorer: Again it is Kelly vs Mills with Kelly being 3 goals better off than Mills and Mills facing off against prentice in the Southern goal on Sunday. PREDICTION: Matt Kelly.
Division One GK: It is sooooo tight with 4 keepers in contention. One clean sheet and team of the week call up will decide it. Guantanamo's Duke leads the way by a point from 6Pac's Andy Hosking and Gevo's Damo Cottam. Last years winner Matt Whittford is in 4th 6 points back. PREDICTION: Duke to claim it as Champions Guantanamo face bottom team A6Milan.

Division Two
Champions - Arsenal Youth have already won the league.
Promoted - Incredibly only goal difference separates the teams from 2nd to 4th. DC United are second but can't go up as DC reserves play in div one so it will be between Smurfs Reserves and the Untouchaballs. PREDICTION: Untouchaballs to win by a larger margin than the Smurfs Res to clinch promotion.
Division Two MVP: Craig Harvey of Do Daka Chaka is the clear favourite as he is 4 points clear and has TWO games on the final night of the season. Dom Roberts can put the pressure on with a haul of goals. Both teams play each other in the last game of the season. PREDICTION: Craig Harvey
Division Two Top Scorer: Its a 3-way race between Dom Roberts (18 goals) and Rikki Clarke and Craig Harvey who are both on 16 goals. Rikki will be facing Zeni who is in the running for the divisional GK award so will probably struggle to overhaul Dom while Craig has a second game with the Plate final. PREDICTION: Craig Harvey to finish level with Dom but win it on a tie break courtesy of more MVP points.
Division Two GK: Kevin Welch holds a commanding 7-point lead over Zeni Lukacs and both have a second game in the Champions Cup final on the 5th June so this will be the tightest of all the awards and will not be decided this week. PREDICTION: It's going to be close but Kevin's 7-point buffer should be enough.

P6FC
P6 host AFC Bodmin this Saturday and have to go for a massive victory to improve their goal difference if they are to stay in the title race.

Saturday 19th February
Premier Sixes (2nd) vs AFC Bodmin (10th)
2.30pm kick off at the astro

Premier Division
Real Egloshayle 0-3 DC United
Cosmos 2-1 Men United
Goonies 0-2 Smurfs
Southern Ath 0-0 FUBAR

DC United won the Premierships big match in the end cantering to a 3-0 win over an understrength Egloshayle team thanks to an oleg sorokin brace and a strike from Rikki Clarke. Cosmos also maintained a 100% start to the season as they just about did enough to see off Men United with Josh Harris and Ross Fallens scoring the goals to take the points after Matt hodgetts had scored for Men United. The Goonies miserable start to the season continues as theycrashed to another defeat at the hands of the Smurfs who scored through Joe Carhart and former Smurf Tom Berry. Southern Athletico and FUBAR effectively cancelled each other out as they played out a 0-0 stalemate.

Division One
Raoul Moatdrid 2-6 DC Utd Res
Guantanamo Payne 3-0 6Pac
Wadebridge 0-0 Southern Ath Res
A6Milan 1-1 Gevo

Raoul Moatdrid led 1-0 and 2-1 before capitulating to yet another heavy defeat at the hands of the pace setters DC United Reserves. MoM Oleg Sorokin was the chief tormentor scoring a hat-trick with a brace for Rikki Clarke and a goal from gary Roberts completeing the scoring. Dan Code and Martin Bennetts bagged the Raoul Moatdrid goals. A6Milan kept their recent revival alive drawing 1-1 with fellow in form team Gevo. Trewyn Clatworthy exchanged goals with Nathan Prentice as honours were shared. The big grudge match of the night was Wadebridge / Southern part 2. It was somewhat of a letdown with neither team able to create a breakthrough. The under strength Wadebridge outfit will probably be happiest with a point. Guantanamo stay on the heels of DC United Res at the top of the league after despatching fellow promotion hopefuls 6Pac 3-0. Jamie Whittle opened the scoring with a screamer claiming his first ever goal at P6 and also the nights best celebration. Matt Kelly took two attempts to convert his spot kick after his first one was saved and James Merrikin gave a masterclass in goal hanging to seal the popints with guantanamos third.

Division Two
DC Utd 3rds 4-0 Minor mashup
Hurricanes 0-0 Untouchaballs
FC Mayf 0-1 FC United
Smurfs Res 1-1 Arsenal Youth

The oldest team in the league DC United took on the youngest in Minor Mashup. Experience prooved supiorior as table topping DC with a combined age of 275 (average age = 34) played some decent stuff claiming 4-0 win with a brace apiece for oleg Sorokin and Rikki Clarke. FC United beat FC Mayf 1-0 in the divisions big derby match of the night. Barnesy scored the only goal of the game with FC United's inspired Rich gasguy getting the nod for the player of the week accolade. FC Mayf are now under new ownership as they look to fight off the threat of administration. They haven't got off to the best of starts losing a point for dropping into more debt. There is a 2 point deduction hanging over their heads next week. bad times for Jonny Davidsons favourite team. The Hurricanes and Balls fought out a 0-0 thriller as they hangto the coat tails of Arsenal at the top of the table. Smurfs Reserves held the table topping Arsenal to a 1-1 draw with Chris jordan (Arsenal) and Shaun Semmens (Smurfs) trading goals.

Sunday 30th January Round up
It was the third round of matches as the leagues start to take shape.
Premier Division
DC United were far too strong for an unorganised Goonies team as they cruised to a 5-0 victory courtesy of goals from Oleg Sorokin (3) and Rikki Clarke (2). Goonies long ball expert Tom Berry later stated he had played his last game for the club and was off to the Smurfs. SKY Sports later reported that Smurfs have declined Berry future services as former Smurfs return to the line up. The Smurfs themselves picked up a useful point against Southern Athletico as team owners Danny Jones and James Wilson traded strikes. Southern latest acquisition Ben Currah hit the wood work 3 times on his debut. Cosmos drop to second on goals scored despite beating FUBAR 4-0. FUBAR did quite well in the match but are destined to struggle this season unless they pick up some more firepower. Player of the week Mick Thompson (2), Tom Shepard and Josh Harris scored the Cosmos goals. Adam bennetts Real Egloshayle stay in the title race after grinding out a 2-1 win against Men United. Jack Bevan scored the Men goal with Billings bagging both of the Egloshayle goals.
Division One
Raoul Moatdrid could be amongst the favourites for the drop after crashing to a 5-2 defeat at the hands of the improving Gevo. Dan Mills (2), Trewyn Clatworthy (2) and Dave Craig scored for Gevo. Moatdrids only consolation was that they scored two of the goals of the night with Adam Coopers hideously vicous top corner drive and Dan Code's delicate chip.
Wadebridge and Guantanamo had to settle for a point a piece after playing out a 0-0 draw with neither keeper ever looking like being beaten. Guantanamo GK Duke has amazingly only conceeded one goal in 4 games this season. 6Pac claimed a second league win to stay in the promotion picture with Steve Bown scoring the only goal of the game as they defeated A6Milan 1-0.DC United stay top of the pile with a third straight win beating Southern Athletico 2-1. There was a contentious moment as Southern GK Langers had a lapse in concentration and kicked a ball back to the other pitch just as a cross came in with Ben lawrence driving home from the edge of the box. The goal stood as nothing against the regulations had been broken. Adam Williams bagged the consolation for Southern.
Division Two
Arsenal Youth won the big game of the night defeating DC United thirds 1-0 with Alex Bicknells spectacular shin roll effort separtaing the teams. DC probably should have comfortably won as they split the Arsenal defence so many times only for Brett prentice to stop everything thrown at him. Some player. Untouchaballs move upto second defeating Minor Mashup 3-1. Jack Hawkey scored for the 4th game running for Minor with Dave Hodgetts, Matt Hodgetts and James Topper netting for the Balls. The Hurricanes look a great bet for promotion and they despatched FC United 3-1 thanks to strikes from man of the match Rob Ley and two goals from gaffer Geoff Muskett. Rich Gasguy replied for United. FC Mayf claimed their first P6 point on the night they debuted their new shirts as they held Smurfs Reserves to a 0-0 draw.

P6 transfer news
Jamie Leigh Southern Athleticos to Egloshayle / Wadebridge
Dan Code unattached to Raoul Moatdrid
Ben Currah unattached to Southern Athleticos
Tom Berry leaves Goonies

Monday 24th January
P6 Transfer News
I will be startring the latest news section of the site each wek now with the latest transfer news of players looking for clubs and clubs looking for players. If anybody is looking for a club or needs players let me know via facebook, info@premiersixes.com or by giving me a call (07809677422).
Smurfs Reserves are after at least one new signing to boost their regular lineup.
Southern Athletico and Reserves require a new striker with a proven P6 record to help drive the team forwards this season.
Ross Pearce former CEO of the now defunct YWO will be back in February and is looking to join a new team.
Jamie Leigh once described by Dan Code as the nearest thing to Probert at P6 is on the look out for a new club. The Daily Star have already connected him with a move to the Smurfs Reserves.

The Premier Sixes Cup qualifying kicked out on Sunday night as all the sides started the battle to see which of the 3 cups they will be playing in when the knockout phase begins (1st-2nd into the Champions Cup quarters, 3rd-4th into the Shield quarters and 5th-6th into the Plate quarters)

Group A
Men United 1-0 FC Mayf
DC United 1-2 Wadebridge Wanderers
Minor Mashup 1-3 Arsenal Youth Academy

A much improved FC Mayf were so unlucky not to get anything from their game against Men United as last season's Plate winners got their campaign off to a winning start thanks to Tony Cock's goal midway through the first half. Wadebridge Wanderers defeated form team DC United who were unusually out of sorts 2-1with Billings bagging both Wadebridge goals. Rikki Clarke continued his fine run of form in front of goal bagging the DC consolation. Arsenal Youth Academy move to the top of the group after match night one after their 3-1 derby victory over Minor Mashup. Arsenal talisman Dom Roberts scored twice with Ash Bicknell also on the score sheet. Jack Hawkey once again scored for the Mashup.

Group B
Cosmos 2-1 FUBAR
DC Utd Res 2-0 Raoul Moatdrid
Smurfs Res 0-0 Southern Ath Res

Reigning Champions Cup winners Cosmos started life with a win over FUBAR. Josh Haris and Ross Fallens scored for Cosmos, Steve Brown replied for FUBAR. Smurfs Reserves and Southern Athletico Reserves cancelled each other as they had to setle for a point a piece. DC United Reserves top the group on goal difference after doing just about enough to see of the stubborn challenge of Raoul Moatdrid. Ben Lawrence scored both DC goals with his first coming from the penalty spot.

Group C
Guantanamo 0-0 Hurricanes
DC Utd 3rds 2-1 A6Milan
Goonies 1-0 Southern Athletico

If there was ever a game that was destined to end 0-0 then it was the Hurricanes vs Guantanamo Payne. The score at the end of 30 minutes ... 0-0. Well played. DC United thirds were very poor compared to the high standard they have set themselves and some how managed to beat a very impressive A6Milan team 2-1 to move to the top of the table. Rikki Clarke scored both DC goals with Jarrod Benney netting for A6Milan. The Goonies followed up last weeks maiden win in the Premier League with a 1-0 victory over Southern Athletico thanks to a strike from Tom 'Mackeral head' Berry.

Group D
Untouchaballs 3-0 FC United
Gevo 2-0 6Pac
Real Egloshayle 0-2 Smurfs

The Untouchaballs recorded the biggest win of the night despatching FC United 3-0. Jack Bevan scored the pick of the goals chipping in from the halfway line. Tony Cock and a John Martin own goal finishd the scoring. Gevo picked up their first win of the season with an impresive 2-0 victory over 6Pac. Dan Mills and Karl Bennet were on target for Gevo. The Smurfs weathered a storm with player of the week Pug repelling everything Egloshayle could throw at him as they finished with a 2-0 victory with goals from Adam Williams and James 'Clint Dempsey' Wilson. Egloshayle hitman Sean Blows endured an ankle injury during the game but was more concerned about getting a Subway after the match than his ankle. The hardman's hardman. Some player.

Monday 10th January
Season 15 is upon us. The first round of matches kicked off last night. The round up of the action can be found below. The new format of 24 teams were somewhat thrown into disarray with the late withdrawl of league legends Real Egloshayle / Wadebridge Wanderers who have been in P6 since it's inception 6 years ago. Sad times as the P6 Legend #3 Jon Meagor graced the turf for the 'last' timeas he played his swansong for the Southern Athletico boys. YouWantOne were also removed from the league after a number of no shows. This meant that the Hurricanes. Southern Athletico and A6Milan were all drafted in as reserve teams. That was Sunday. A bust Monday first saw Shikh Adz Bennett launch a Man Cityesque takeover / rescue package of the famous Egloshayle empire as both Egloshayle and Wadebridge now come under new ownership. Then minutes later former summer league team gaffer of the 'MILF Hunters' Daryl Kemp takes the last vacant slot with FC Mayf entering the league next Sunday. To top it all off a 4th team tried to join Monday evening and now finds it self on the waiting list.
Most teams seem pretty intent on clearing their debt to avoid point deductions / maintain player points. Southern Athletico and Gevo made big strides to reduce their debts, while Cosmos made an extra effort to overhaul longtime moneylist leader the Men / Untouchaballs at the top of the finance charts. At the other end of the scale FC United become the first team to have points docked after a third successive underpayment saw them drop to -£55.40 which as well as a -3 point start to the season also means no player points at the moment. A number of individual players from sides that have dropped out with outstanding debts also failed to pick up player points while their debts are outstanding. (For the full list click here to see the sanctions page)

Premier Division
DC United top the league after blowing away a very strong Southern Athletico team boasting Jon Meagor 4-1. DC look like challengers to Cosmos's crown with player of the week ben Lawrence bagging a hat-trick. Rikki Clarke scored the other DC goal with the legend Meagor replying in what may be his last if not one of his last appearences at the astro.
Cosmos started life with a win as they look to retain their crown as they beat newly promoted Goonies 2-0 with goals from Fallens and Tom Shepard. Tim Jane the Goonie GK was their hero keeping them in the game.
Men United started life in the top division with a fine 2-0 win over last seasons division two champions FUBAR. Dan Earl and Jake Hodgetts bagged the Men goals.
A6Milan standing in for the fallen Wadebridge held the Smurfs to a 0-0 draw with both GK greats Brett Prentice and Tom Lyme repelling everything.

Division One
The game of the night was the compelling 3-3 draw between Raoul Moatdrid and Southern Athletico. Raoul led twice through Arren Drewett and Josh Roberts (145 years between them since their last goal at P6) with Danny Jones grabbing a brace and Jamie Leigh putting Athletico into the lead late on. A last kick of the match penalty from Dan Code secured the draw.
Guantanamo Payne got off to winning ways defeating Gevo by 1-0 with Matt Kelly grabbing the only goal of the game.
The Hurricanes Reserves stepped into the void left by Wadebridge Wanderers and went down to a 2-0 defeat to 6Pac with Martyn 'gravy sniffer' Probert and Steve Brown scoring the goals.
DC United Reserves top the division by virtue of goals scored after a latecomeback against A6Milan saw them turn a 1-0 deficit into a 3-1 win. Bonar Maull opened the scoring for A6 before Rikki Clarke, Ben Lawrence and Oleg Sorokin scored the goals to put the DC's top.

Division Two
DC United thirds beat FC United 3-0 to ensure at the end of match night one the DC's were top of all 3 division's which is a new record. Rikki Clarke, Ben Lawrence and Dan Jones bagged the DC goals.
The Untouchaballs claimed a 2-0 win over the Smurfs Reserves to make it 2 wins from the night for the Men / Balls franchise thanks to a pair of splendid shanks from the one and only Tony Cock.
The big derby match of the night saw the divisions galacticos Arsenal Youth Academy scrape a 2-1 victory over the plucky Minor mashup thanks to a brace fom Dom Roberts. Jack Hawkey scored the Minor reply.
The Hurricanes who endured relegation last season started this season brightly beating a strong Southern Athletico outfit 2-0 thanks to midfield maestro John and Alan 'Andy' Ledger.

Thursday 23rd December
League and Cup fixtures for Sunday 2nd January now online.

Next Season
There is going to be a revamp of P6 ahead of season 16 which starts on Sunday January 9th. We will be reducing the league from it's present 30 team format back to a 24 team format which will feature 3 divisions of 8. The divisional lineups will be confirmed on Monday 3rd January. The provisional line ups for next season can be seen below. It is imperative for all teams and players that want to do well next season to ensure that their teams debt stays below £25, as team point deductions and player point freezes will take effect from match day one next season. There will also be a new look website launched to coincide with the start of season 16.

No TR7.5 at the moment as Herman has indicated that they will miss a season and come back in the Summer as too many players are abroad during season 16.

The top 3 in each division in each category are as follows (there is still points and goals to be accumulated in the final round of games that can and will affect the standings):

Monday 6th December
Plate Finalists
Congratulations to Team of the Day A6Milan who booked their place in their first ever P6 Cup final after defeating table topping FUBAR in a semi-final penalty shootout. They will play the winner of next weeks other semi-final featuring the Hurricanes versus Men United.

Point deductions and player point freezes
The Brook House were once failed to reduce their arrears and were the only side this week to have points deducted as they had 1 point struck from their Premiership record. The Brook, both Southern Athleticos, FC United and Mean Machine all have point deductions once more hanging above their heads next week.
All the sides named above alsofailed to have player points added for this week's round of games as they are all above the -£25 in arrears level. All former Inter Yanan players (Fallens, Harris, Semmens, Shepard) also have point freezes for their current teams in place while the debt left behind from Inter Yanan is still outstanding.

League round up
Premier Division
Cosmos Revolution failed to clinch the title after crashing 3-0 at the hands of their nearest rivals Real Egloshayle who picked up the points courtesy of an Alex Young hat-trick. DC United close in on Premiership survival for the second season running after defeating bottom team YouWantOne 3-1. YouWantOne's defeat see's them become the first team to be relegated this season. The Brook House picked up a victory with only 5 men defeating P6's newest team Minor Mashup 2-0.

Divsion One
Wadebridge Wanderers moved a step closer to securing the division one title after Jon Meagor's solitary strike saw off a brave Hurricanes team who finally succumbed to relegation. DC United Reserves moved into second place leapfrogging Mean Machine after Rikki Clarkes goal proved to be the difference. Guantanamo Payne won the Division's big relegation 6-pointer against the Untouchaballs 2-0 thanks to goals from Joe Gummow and Gareth Oldridge.

Division Two
DC United Thirds are back in the title race after pulling apart the Smurfs 3-0. The DC's are now just 3 points off FUBAR at the top of the table after FUBAR dropped points drawing 0-0 with A6Milan who move even closer to safety. An understrength Gevo team prooved once again to be the Goonies bogey team as they claimed a 2-1 victory to throw themselves a lifeline in the battle against the drop and put a massive dent in the Goonies title aspirations.

Division Three
6Pac halted a run of 4 straight defeats by beating Southern Athletico 1-0 courtesy of a Jamie Wigg strike to stay 4 points clear of the chasing Men United who were handed 5 points when Inter Meeeow failed to show. Meeeow have now been replaced in the league by Raoul Moatdrid. FC United continued their revival beating an in form Top Gear Dogs 3-0 with the goals coming from Robin Van Persie with a brace and Dom Roberts.

Division Four
TR7.5 became the first team to win a championship after a 5-0 drubbing of Mean Machine Reserves. Kyle Brown looks odds on for both the top scorer and MVP awards after grabbing a hat-trick, Adam 'Scchwimmer' Herman bagged a brace. Southern Athletico Reserves continued their recent form claiming a 2-1 win over an FC Donk team making their last appearence in the league. A6Milan Reserves will be taking the place of Donk next week. Adam Bennett and James Lynch scored for Southern with Adam Cooper replying for Donk. Arsenal Youth halted their alarming run of defeats in style as they smashed Smurfs Reserves 5-1. James Wilson neted for the Smurfs with Dom Roberts and Alex Bicknell grabbing a brace each for Arsenal and CJ also finding the back of the net.

Wednesday 1st December
Points deduction reversal. The Goonies have had their 2 point deduction from Sunday 21st November overturned after skipper Ben Pittock cleared their teams debt before the next match night. This means that there are now just 2-points in the title race between themselves and FUBAR with 4 league games still to play.

Point deductions, player point freeze and no cup finals for sides too far in the red
IIn general most teams have looked after their financial affairs exceptionally well this season. However there is now a group of teams that have been the wrong side of the £25 arrears mark. It was mentioned last week that in addition to point deductions for sides that fail to clear at least their match fee that are more than £25 in arrears that their players also wouldn't have stats updated every week or be considered for player of the week or team of the week while they are more than £25 behind. This is going to mean that some players that are in the running for the various divisional awards at the end of the season won't be adding to their tally's while their teams are still so far in the red. Also Inter Meeeow will not be able to compete in the Plate Final (19th December) should they make it that far if they are still more than £25 in arrears. If neccessary the losing semi-finalist will be reinstated to play in the final. So far this season several sides have had points reguarly deducted. The points deductions look like costing Mean Machine, Inter Yanan, Inter Meeeow and the Goonies shots at the title while it has put the Brook House and FC United in the relegation zones. It is time for the guys that run these teams to get rid of the players that aren't paying their match fees as they are slowly dragging the rest of your team down. Like I mentioned earlier some players will miss out on the chance of individual silverware in their divisions because other players in their team haven't pulled their weight. Those players likely to be affected are as follows:
Premier Division
Tom Berry (Brook House) - Premier GK - currently second in GK standings
Division Two
Josh Harris (Goonies) - Div Two player of the year - currently second in standings
Ross Fallens (Goonies) - Div Two top scorer - Currently first in standings
Division Three
Barry Blinco (FC United) - Div 3 GK - Currently third in standings
Dom Roberts (FC United) - Div Three player of the year - Currently third in standings
Dom Roberts (FC United) - Div 3 top scorer - Currently third in standings
Division Four
Ross Fallens (Inter Yanan) - Div 4 top scorer - Currently joint third in standings

The point deductions that will be added to teams records after next weeks rounds of matches are as follows.
YouWantOne -£29.50 -1 point
Inter Meeeow -£47.29 - 2 points
Brook House -£48.25 - 1 point
Inter Yanan -£50.05 - 3 points
FC Utd of Newquay -£51.60 - 3 points (1 point suspended from 21st and a further 2 for the 28th November)
The Goonies -£54.08 - 3 points
Mean Machine -£57.55 - 1 point
Point deduction increase by 1 every week you fail to clear at least the match fee.
Cup Update
FUBAR booked a place in the semi-finals of the Plate after defeating a valiant Mean Machine on penalties. FUBAR will now face off against the A6Milan for a place in the final. The Hurricanes will play the winner of Men United vs Inter Meeeow next week.

Tuesday 16th November
Player Points database finally upto date. After finally resolving the database issue the player points for the season are now upto date. Like I mentioned on the site a couple of weeks ago I shall only be updating the player stats for players in those teams that are less than £25 in the red as there are now a few teams who have been the wrong side of this for a fair few weeks now. Click here to view the player points database.

Monday 15th November
League round up
The season is now two-thirds complete. Their are just 5 games left in each division for sides to get the points needed to secure the Championships, promotion or escape relegation.
Premier Division
Cosmos remain top of the table in the Premier League and may now just be one victory from the title if results go their way next week after defeating reigning champions the Brook House 2-0. Things aren't going well for the Brook at the moment and another point deduction for being too far in the red now see's them drop into the relegation zone after DC United's shock 2-0 win over Real Egloshayle. Arsenal Youth Academy making their premiership debut claimed a 2-0 victory over rock bottom YWO who now need the miracle of miracles if they are going to tay up.
Division One
It is still pretty open in Division One after the top two Wadebridge Wanderers and Mean Machine fought out a 0-0 draw. It was a great opportunity for the chasing pack of DC United Reserves and Guantanamo Payne to make up ground but they could only manage a 1-1 draw as the top 4 remains the same. Untouchaballs won the relegation 6-pointer at the bottom defeating the Hurricanes 1-0 to give themselves a lifeline. Hurricanes are now looking down the barrel at relegation.
Division Two
Fubar moved 4 points clear at the top after being held to a 0-0 draw by bottom club Gevo. The Goonies fell further behind the leaders as they crashed to a 3-0 defeat at the hands of the Smurfs who move up to third place ourtesy of this victory. DC United thirds failed to move closer to a promotion slot after crashing 2-0 to an A6Milan team who are starting to close the gap on the teams above the relegation zone. A6 are now just 2 points from safety after seemingly looking dead and buried earlier in the season.
Division Three
6Pac won the championship 6-pointer against Men United to move 5 points clear at the top after a 2-0 victory. The Men will be kicking themslves as victory would have sen them go top for the first time this season. Inter Meeeow closed the gap on second place after beating FC United 2-0. Top Gear Dogs ground out a 0-0 draw against the bottom team Southern Athletico to move a little closer to safety.
Division Four
TR7.5 took another step towards the division 4 title after destroying Southern Athletico reserves 5-0 in the biggest victory of the night. Inter Yanans slim hopes of taking the title were dealt a further blow when a Tom Lyme inspired Smurfs Reserves claimed a 2-1 victory. Arsenal Youth Academy won the bottom of the league clash against FC Donk 2-0 to move off the bottom of the table.

Tuesday 9th November
Cup Update
Full round up now on the latest news page. The Champions Cup final and Shield final line ups are now complete with Cosmos Revolution facing off against Wadebridge Wanderers (aka Egloshayle for the third straight season). Both teams have one final win each out of the last 2 meetings. Real Egloshayle deteafted the Balls in the League / Cup double up game to progress to the Shield final were they will meeet last seasons winners DC United in the final. The Hurricanes joined A6Milan in the semi-finals of the Plate.
Sides in the red- Latest Update
Point deductions are now in place for the rest of the season for those teams to far in arrears. So far 6 teams have ignored the warnings and dropped points. The list of sides affected who will lose a point from their league record next Sunday if they fail to pay at least their full match fee is as follows. Also all sides that are now more than £25 in arrears wont have player points added if they fail to pay at least their match fee and won't have anyone considered for player of the week.

21 - Southern Athletico Res -£26.50 - 1 point (0)
22 - Southern Athletico -£26.50 - 1 point (0)
23 - The Goonies -£32.58 - 1 point (0)
24 - Six Offenders -£34.61 - 1 point (0)
25 - FC Utd of Newquay -£29.60 - 1 point (1)
26 - Brook House -£35.50 - 2 points (1)
27 - Inter Meeeow -£46.79 - 3 points (3)
28 - Inter Yanan -£51.05 - 2 points (3)
29 - Mean Machine -£57.55 - 1 point (2)
30 - YouWantOne -£64.00 - 1 point (1)

- Home page update - loads of new stuff added and updated
- Player points will all be updated at some point on Monday evening
- James Miller enrolled into the P6 hall of fame at #21 in the legends list

Sunday Round Up
Champions Cup Semi Final
Cosmos Revolution 3-0 Goonies
Cosmos the reigning Champions booked their place in the final after brushing aside a Goonies team devoid of Fallens and Haris who had opted to represent Cosmos instead. Cosmos went through cortesy of strikes from Shaun Semmens, Ross Fallens and Tom Shepard. They will play the winner of Inter Yanan (Fallens, Harris, Semmens and Shepard again so should they win they will need to select who they are going to represent in the final) versus Wadebridge Wanderers. Should Wadebridge progress then it will be a repeat of last seasons finale.

Plate Quarter Final
Gunatanmo Payne 1 - 1 A6Milan (A6Milan win 4-2 on pens)
A6Milan are finally starting to find some form and progressed to the semi's of the Plate coutesy of this victory over Division One's form team Guantanamo Payne.

Premier Division
A ding dong clash saw Cosmos come out 5-3 winners over Real Egloshayle in the clash between the leagues top two teams. Egloshayle will feel aggreived that Cosmos equalised early on through a goal which may have gone in through the side netting. Meagor bagged a hat-trick for Egloshayle with Fallens (2), Sean Semmens, Tom Shepard and a Reg McMahon OG completing the scoring for Cosmos. The Brook continued their fall away from the title chase after going down 1-0 to a Six Offenders team who won the game thanks to a worldy from Adam Williams. Even worse news for Brook fans is that they now find themselves in the point deduction zone. DC United won the battle of the bottom two 1-0 against YWO with Rikki Clarke scoring the only goal of the game. DC still have a mountain to climb as they are still 6 points from safety.

Division One
Gunatanamo Payne went top of the divisions form table with a tense 3-2 victory over the bottom team the Hurricanes. Graham Underwood bagged a brace for Guantanamo with Adam Pearson scoring the winner late on. Hurricanes newest recruit Stuart Some Player scored both of their goals. DC United Reserves held the top team Wadebridge Wanderers to a 1-1 draw to stay in the title race. Meagor of Wadebridge exchanged goals with Rikki Clarke of DC United. The Untouchaballs gave themselves a lifeline in their battle against the drop and inflicted a damaging defeat of former table toppers mean Machines title aspirations courtesy of a 1-0 win thanks to a Ross Fallens strike.

Division Two
6Pac and FUBAR went on massive winning streaks at the start of the season but it appears the wheels have now fallen off, as FUBAR crashed 2-0 to the divisions bottom team A6Milan. Bonar Maull and Nathan Prentice bagged the A6 goals. Gevo also upset the form book trouncing an understrength Goonies team 6-1. Dan Mills with 4 goals along with a brace from Dave Sudlow did the damage with Sally T Seal replying for the Goonies. DC United 3rds ensured the DC franchise had an unbeaten end to the night as they defeated the Smurfs 1-0 with Rikki Clarke once more the DC hero with his third DC goal of the night.

Division Three
As previously mentioned 6Pac have lost their way as they crashed to a second straight defeat at the hands of Inter Meeeow who may have put themselves back in the title race with this win. Jack Bevan and Ross Fallens bagged the goals with James 'OG' Lynch replying. FC United came from behind against Southern Athletico to record back to back wins for the first time this season. Jason Keatley bent in a screamer for Southern Athletico only for Player of the Week Dom Roberts to bag a second half hat-trick including a carbon copy of Nani's goal at the weekend. Top Gear Dogs and Men United fought out the only 0-0 draw of the night in the divisions final game.

Division Four
TR7.5 look red hot favourites for the title after defeating second placed Inter Yanan 4-1. Portugese legend Dani grabbed a hat-trick for TR7.5 with Kyle Brown scoring their other goal and Tom Shepard replying. Southern Athletico closed in on a promotion place beating the league's newest team FC Donk 3-1. Danny Jones, Dan Code and Jamie Leigh scored for Athletico with FC Donk guest player Jon Meagor reducing the deficit late on. Arsenal Youth Academy lost their 4th straight game 1-0 to a last minute goal as they went down at the hands of the Smurfs Reserves with Adam 'some jawline' Williams scoring the late winner.

P6 Champions Cup 2010 - Holders Cosmos Revolution - Winners receive free place at 2010 UKSE7ENS National Football Festival - June 17-19th 2011
Previous Winners
Rowdies (Cosmos) - 2008,2009,2009, 2010
Boston Red Sox - 2006,2008,2008
Mean Machine - 2006,2007
Real Egloshayle - 2010
Minor Colts - 2007
Newquay FC - 2005
Tremough Chiefs - 2005

P6 Shield 2010 - Holders - DC United
Previous Winners
Real Egloshayle - 2008,2008
Untouchaballs - 2010
DC United - 2010
Team Death - 2009
Rowdies - 2008
Lobo Gym - 2007
Pups - 2006
Athletes Feet - 2006
Carharrack All Stars - 2005

P6 Plate 2010 - Holders - The Goonies
Previous Winners
Cunning Stunts - 2006,2008
DC United - 2010
Goonies - 2010
Ahh C'mon - 2007
Keep It Local - 2007
Lets Get Massive - 2006

Review of Sundays action – The Champions Cup Qualifying round
P6’s showpiece cup got underway with the qualifying round taking place. The Qualifying round provided a night of shocks, thrillers and goals with 50 goals scored in the 14 matches and 3 games going to penalty shoot outs.
The biggest upset of the night was caused by high flying FUBAR who eliminated Real Egloshayle who have featured in the last two Champions Cup finals. Joe Carhart scored the only goal of the game to put FUBAR into the last 16. The best game of the night which also happened to be one of the greatest ever games in the history of P6 was the Gevo vs Goonies clash. It was a 12 goal thriller which Gevo could and should have won but instead they crashed out 7-5. Gevo created enough opportunities to score 15 but slack finishing cost them as they trailed 7-2 with 90 seconds remaining. Unbelievably the scored 3 times in the last 90 seconds but it was too little too late. The big game of the night saw the Brook House oust TR7.5 on penalties after their game finished 1-1. TR7.5 managed to miss the target three times in the shootout as the Brooked cruised into the last 16. Six Offenders and Arsenal Youth were drawn together meaning a Prentice vs Prentice goalie faceoff when it went to penalties. Brett Prentice won family bragging right as Arsenal Youth went through 3-2 on spot kicks. Elsewhere Egloshayle’s sister team Wadebridge Wanderers kept their dreams of a third consecutive Champions Cup final alive as they dispatched DC United 4-1. DC 3rds faired no better after holding the Smurfs to a 0-0 draw as Tom Lyme the Smurfs keeper then proceeded to save EVEY DC penalty as the Smurfs went through 3-0 on spot kicks. Men United were missing all the Hodgetts clan but that didn’t matter as they cruised through 4-0 against Mean Machine thanks to a brace a piece from Oleg Sorokin and Martyn Probert. Last Seasons Champions Cup winners Cosmos Revolution were close to elimination in the qualifying round as they trailed the Untouchaballs 2-0 before a fightback saw them emerge victorious with a 3-2 win thanks to goals from Tom Shepard and a Mickey Thomson brace. Both Southern Athletico sides crashed out with the Reserves going down 3-0 to Guantanamo Payne and the first team crashing 4-0 to A6 Milan. Inter Yanan left it late to beat the new and improved Top Gear Dogs as Shaun Semmens strike 3 minutes from time gave them a 2-1 victory. 6Pac continued their fine form as they dispatched Premiership YWO 3-1. YWO Reserves however did make it to the last 16 after beating Inter Meeeow 2-0. The Hurricanes completed the line up of teams through to the last 16 as they dispatched FC United 3-0.
The next round of knockout fixtures in the Champions Cup and the Shield take place next week.

Champions Cup Qualifying Round
Guantanamo 3-0 Southern Athletico Res
Inter Yanan 2-1 Top Gear Dogs
Six Offenders 1-1 Arsenal Youth Academy
(Arsenal win 3-1 on pens)
A6 Milan 4-0 Southern Athletico
6Pac 3-1 YWO
Inter Meeeow 0-2 YWO Res
Hurricanes 3-0 FC United
Real Egloshayle 0-1 FUBAR
Brook House 1-1 TR7.5
(Brook win 3-2 on pens)
Men United 4-0 Mean Machine
Untouchaballs 2-3 Cosmos
Goonies 7-5 Gevo
DC United 1-4 Wadebridge Wanderers
DC United 3rds 0-0 Smurfs
(Smurfs win 3-0 on pens)

Champions Cup Round One Draw
All winners into Champions Cup Quarter-Finals. All losers into Plate Round One. One lucky loser upgraded to Shield Quarter-Finals
Inter Yanan – YWO Res
Men United – Brook House
Smurfs Res – Arsenal Youth Academy
Wadebridge Wanderers - Hurricanes
Smurfs – Cosmos
Goonies – A6 Milan
6Pac – Guantanamo Payne
DC United Reserves – FUBAR

Shield Round One Draw
All winners into Shield Quarter-Finals along with one first round loser from the Champions Cup. All losers into Plate Round One.
Gevo - Top Gear Dogs
DC United – Southern Athletico
DC United 3rds - FC United
Southern Athletico Res – Real Egloshayle
Untouchaballs – Inter Meeeow
TR7.5 - Mean Machine
Six Offenders - YWO

This seasons cup format
30 teams is an odd number to use for the cups, so this years cup will be based on the following knockout format (this has been looslely based on the Champions league wereby losing sides drop into the Europa league at various stages).

Champions Cup Qualifying Round - Sunday 3rd October
Due to 30 being an odd number two sides received a bye to Champions Cup Round One. As they would not have a game on the qualifying night I have only selected teams that have a reserve team to be put forwards for the draw for a bye. The two teams selected were DC United Reserves and the Smurfs.
So the remaining 28 teams will play out the qualifying round this Sunday. The 14 winners will be joined in the Champions Cup Round One by the Smurfs and DC United Reserves. The 14 Losing teams will be drawn to play in the first round of the Shield.

Champions Cup Qualifying Round Draw
Guantanamo Payne vs Southern Athletico Reserves
Goonies vs Gevo
Inter Yanan vs Top Gear Dogs
Brook House vs TR7.5 (some game)
Men United vs Mean Machine
A6 Milan vs Southern Athletico
6Pac vs YouWantOne
DC United vs Wadebridge Wanderers
Inter Meeeow vs YouWantOne Reserves
Six Offenders vs Arsenal Youth Academy
DC United 3rds vs Smurfs Reserves
Real Egloshayle vs FUBAR
Hurricanes vs FC United
Untouchaballs vs Cosmos Revolution

Champions Cup and Shield Round One - Sunday 10th October
The 16 sides who made it through to the Champions Cup Round one are drawn to play in a knockout round with the winners progressing to the Champions Cup Quarter Finals, all the losers drop into the first Round of the P6 Plate the following week with one losing team being randomly drawn to the P6 Shield Quarters.
The 14 sides who lost their Champions Cup qualifying games on the 3rd October compete in the first round of the P6 Shield. The 7 winners progress to the Shield Quarters along with a lucky loser from the Champions Cup Round One.

Champions Cup and Shield Quarters and P6 Plate Round One - Sunday 17th October
This week see's the last 8 compete in the Champions Cup, with all the winners progressing to the semi's and one lucky loser being redrawn into the Plate Quarter Finals.
The Quarter finals of the Shield also take place with the last 4 going through to the semi's.
The remaining teams that have been knocked out of the Champions Cup and Shields round ones on the previous week are drawn to play in the first round of the Plate. The 7 winners progress to the quarters along with a Champions Cup lucky loser.

The remainder of the season reverts back to league games with all sides playing any further knockout games free of charge as an extra match on their match nights. Due to the extra games there will be some nights when P6 starts at 4pm. All knockout matches from this point will be 12 minutes each way due to the possibility of penalties.

There have been warnings for weeks now. On Sunday the points deductions kicked in with FC United, Inter Yanan, Top Gear Dogs and Gevo all having a point stripped from their league record. The point deductions will once more be inforce this week with the 4 sides named above facing a further 2-point penalty if they fail to reduce their arrears. It really is pointless wasting your season if you are going to drop points because your finances aren't in order. The sides affected next Sunday are as follows (all teams more than £25 in arrears):

Inter Meeeow -£25.29 -1 point
Cosmos Revo -£25.40 -1 point
Gevo FC -£32.97 -2 points
FC Utd of Newquay -£33.67 -2 points
Inter Yanan -£34.50 -2 points
Top Gear Dogs -£38.40 -2 points

All the teams named above need to reduce their arrears or face the point deductions specified.

Premier Division
YWO 0-2 Six Offenders
DC United 1-2 Real Egloshayle
Brook House 2-5 Cosmos
Division One
Wadebridge 3-0 Guantanamo
DC United Res 3-2 Untouchaballs
Hurricanes 0-1 Mean Machine
Division Two
FUBAR 0-0 Gevo
Smurfs 1-2 Goonies
A6 Milan 1-3 DC Utd 3rds
Division Three
Southern Athletico 2-1 Inter Meeeow
Top Gear 0-2 6Pac
Men United 2-6 FC United
Division Four
YWO Reserves 0-0 Southern Athletico Res
Inter Yanan 2-3 TR7.5
Dyslexic CF 2-1 Smurfs Res

Monday 13th September
All results and tables updated. Player points to follow shortly. Round up to be online tonight.

Monday 6th September
Sides in the red- Latest Update
Point deductions WILL kick in for all sides more than £25 in arrears after the matches on Sunday 12th September who FAIL TO PAY AT LEAST THEIR MATCH FEE. Point deductiones were supposed to kick in last week but have been held back a week a one of the teams in the point deduction zone were let down by one of their players despite the best efforts of their manager, SO all point deductions have been held back a week.

Mean Machine -£25.65 -1 point
Inter Meeeow -£26.79 -1 point
FC Utd of Newquay -£31.02 -2 points
Top Gear Dogs -£32.90 -2 points
Cosmos Revo -£33.70 -2 points

Monday 30th August
P6FC Squad list submitted to Duchy League

There are still a few players who need to complete the relevant paper work but the squad list so far for P6FC for the coming season is as follows: N Prentice (Six Offenders), B Prentice (A6Milan), D Code (DC United), M Probert (Untouchaballs/Men Utd), D Parsonage (No Team), G Muskett (Hurricanes), A Williams (Mean Machine), J Caple (Six Offenders), M Wray (Top Gear Dogs), O Sorokin (DC United), J Keatley (Real Egloshayle), S Wootton (Real Egloshayle), K Olander (No Team), A Titterington (No Team), B Lawrence (No Team), S Arthur (Mean Machine), P Iacco (Hurricanes), T McCormick (No Team),

Monday 30th August
New team and new team names
Smurfs are entering a new reserve team which will begin life in division four next week. there are still 2 spots left for new teams / reserve team in division four if anybody is thinking about getting a new team involved. 'Danny Jones' are now called Southern Atletico and 'Six on Fire' are now called Six Pac.

Monday 30th August
Kick off requests
Kick off requests are now being taken for next Sunday. As ever we try to do our best to match everyones requirements, although sometimes there has to be a bit of movement as a side with an early request sometimes is fixtured against a side with a late request. Leave a message on the P6 facebook group, email info@premiersixes.com, leave Dan a message on facebook or text me on 07809677422. Some players.

Monday 30th August
Point deductions next week
We are only two weeks into the new season and already several teams are getting slack with their match payments. This is either down to certain individuals within teams regularly failing to pay which over a few weeks drags the team down at no fault of the rest of their players or teams failing to clear previous weeks underpayments meaning that their outstanding balance is gradually getting worse. To avoid dropping into the point deduction zone it is worth paying slightly more than usual each week to gradually clear it or bin off the deadwood in the team as history has shown that it is usually the same 1-2 players within a team that put's them in trouble. The P6 rich list is set out below. All teams more than £25 in the red face point deductions from next Sunday if they fail to clear at least their standard match fee for every week they are further than £25 in the red.

Tuesday 24th August
Sunday Round Up
The new season kick off and P6 started all over again with a new look 5 division, 30 team league. There are still a couple of spaces vacant in the new division 4 if anybody wants to put a new team into P6 or enter a reserve team.

Six Offenders got their season off to a winning start with the mystery player J Backley? bagging the only goal of the match as they beat the as yet untitled Danny Jones outfit 1-0. FC United fell away badly at the start of last season and haven't made a brilliant start this season as they crashed 1-0 to a late strike from TJ as Top Gear Dogs began the season with a win. Inter Meeeow who were relegated at the end of last season started with a win defeating Men United 2-1. Joff Bunt and Scott Wheadon bagged the Inter goals with Tony Cock replying for the Men.

Monday 23rd August
Website update
League tables and player points now all up to date.
There has been one ammendment to the player points this season and that is that all goalies now get 5 points for a clean sheet and 3 points for conceeding one goal.
There will be a full round up of Sunday nights action online on Monday evening.

Chris Bonner - Some Manager
Updating the website I noticed Chris Bonners list of P6 win's. He is the P6 equivalent of Alex Ferguson.
The Chris Bonner Trophy Cabinet
UKSE7ENS National Champions - 2008, 2009 (Quarter-Finalists 2010)
P6 Premier Champions - 2008, 2009, 2009
P6 Division One Champions - 2008, 2010
P6 Division Two Champions - 2010
P6 Division Three Champions - 2008
P6 Champions Cup Winners - 2008, 2009, 2009, 2010 (also runners up 2010)
P6 Shield Winners - 2008

Saturday 21st August
Some players are still a week from being ready for league action so they have been replaced in Division 5 by YouWantOne Reserves. Adam Hermans side now have an official team name which is 'TR7.5'.

This donk pictured below has started wearing a Power Balance wristband in a bid to get in the P6FC 11-a-side team. P6 Gaffer Code stated that the teams Donk allocation had already been filled as they have Dan Parsonage.

Friday 20th August

More breaking news from P6 headquarters - after a meeting between P6 chiefs and Sepp Blatter (some player) the P6 League expansion will go ahead from this weekend meaning the creation of a 30 team league. The new Expansion division will feature Hermans VI, Some Players, Inter Yanan as well as reserve teams from Gevo, A6 Milan and Top Gear (all to be confirmed) who will be guesting while we await the confirmation of the other 3 new teams.
The new league structure means that this seasons cup format will have to change to accomodate the new teams. The new cup structure as well as the new league dates will be online shortly.
Anyone thats wants to put a new team into the expansion league should email P6 at info@premiersixes.com or leave Dan a message on Facebook or the Facebook P6 group. Any team after a second game can put a reserve team with the match fee reduced to £20 for each ot their teams (A reserve team must field at least 5 players from their first team to qualify for this).

Thursday 19th August
Forget Tuesday's preliminary league line up, after a meeting at FIFA headquarters in Zurich P6 director Code and Sepp Batter announced the new League and Cup structure .

So to the new league format and structure. The new look league will feature 4 divisions of 6 teams, with teams playing each other 3 times. This should make title, promotion and relegation battles much more interesting. Each division has been balanced to keep the standard of each team similar. It was also announced at the press conference that the Premiership winners will also receive FREE team entry to the 2011 UKSE7ENS Championships, which costs a minimum of £350 to enter for the Northern sides that travel down for the weekend. Local entries will also be kept to a minimum during next years event so this is a great way to secure your teams place at the counties biggest football festival. Therefore the new look league draw is as follows:
Premier League
Real Egloshayle, Brook House, Cosmos Revolution, YouWantOne, Six Offenders, DC United
Division One
Hurricanes, Wadebridge Wanderers, Untouchaballs, Guantanamo Payne, DC United Reserves, Mean Machine
Division Two
FUBAR, Gevo, Smurfs, DC United Thirds, A6 Milan, Goonies
Division Three
Danny Jones, Top Gear Dogs, FC United, Inter Meeeow, Men United, Six on Fire

The Cup format is also being ammended so that most of the qualifying is done early on in the season so that the 3 finals can be spread out over the final third of the season. To this end the new qualifying format is as follows and is almost as complex as the EUROPA Leage. The winners of this seasons Champions Cup also get a FREE team entry into the 2011 UKSE7ENS Football Championship.

Round One
Champions Cup Qualifying
Teams in the top two divisions have been drawn against the sides from the bottom two divisions. This is a straight forward knockout and will be played on the opening day of the new season. All matches are 15 minutes each way. Any drawn matches will be decided by penalties.

Round Two
Champions Cup Qualifers
All the winner from round one are drawn into 3 groups of 4 teams. Each team plays each other once. The top two in each group and the best two third placed teams progress to the P6 Champions Cup Quarter-Finals. The remaining 3rd placed team and the bottom teams fall into the quarter finals of the Plate.
Shield Qualifiers
The sides that lost the first round cup matches are drawn in 4 groups of 3 and follow the same format as the Champions Cup teams. The top two iin each group and the best two third placed teams go into the Shield Quarter-Finals and the remaining third placed team and the bottom teams goes into the Plate Quraters.

Round 3
Quarter-Finals night
All sides complete their quarter-final clashes. The winner's then get to play an extra game for free on the night of their semi-finals and cup finals.

Expansion Division
The expansion division will take the league upto 30 teams. The expansion league will start when the first round of league matches is complete, meaning each team in the new division 4 will play each other twice. Anybody wishing to add a team to the list of new sides coming into the new Division 4 should let us know by email (info@premiersixes.com) or via Facebook.

Season 13 dates
Sunday 22nd August - Champions Cup Knockout Round
Sunday 29th August - League Match Night 1
Sunday 5th September - Champions Cup / Shield Qualifers - Game One
Sunday 12th September - League Match Night 2
Sunday 19th September - Champions Cup / Shield Qualifers - Game Two
Sunday 26th September - League Match Night 3
Sunday 3rd October - Champions Cup / Shield Qualifers - Game Three
Sunday 10th October - League Match Night 4
Sunday 17th October - Cup Quarter-Finals Night
Sunday 24th October - League Match Night 5
Sunday 31st October - League Match Night 6 - Start of the expansion league - 4.30pm kick off for first match of the night - PLATE SEMI 1
Sunday 7th November - League Match Night 7 - PLATE SEMI 2
Sunday 14th November - League Match Night 8 - SHIELD SEMI 1
Sunday 21st November - League Match Night 9 - SHIELD SEMI 2
Sunday 28th November - League Match Night 10 - CHAMPIONS SEMI 1
Sunday 5th December - League Match Night 11 - CHAMPIONS SEMI 2
Sunday 12th December - League Match Night 12 - PLATE FINAL
Sunday 19th December - League Match Night 13 - SHIELD FINAL
Sunday 26th December - NO P6
Sunday 2nd January - NO P6
Sunday 9th January - League match Night 14 - CHAMPIONS CUP FINAL
Sunday 16th January - League Match Night 15 - FINAL NIGHT OF THE SEASON

Power Balance Update
P6 has now taken stock of another shipment of Power Balance Wristbands. We now have every size and colour in stock with the exception of small Yellow's. Get yourself Power Balanced up for £15 while stock's last.

P6 Predictions for the season
MVP - Ross Fallens (Cosmos OR Brook)
Top Scorer - Ross Fallens (Cosmos OR Brook)
GK of the season - Matt Whittford (DC United)

Division One
MVP: Jon Meagor (Wadebridge Wanderers)
Top Scorer: Jon Meagor (Wadebridge Wanderers)
GK of the season: Zeni Lukacs (Untouchaballs)

P6 Predictions for the season
It would be amazing if any team other than Wadebridge Wanderers won Division One. The battle is really on for second place. Division One will probably be the division the least goals are scored in such is the defensive mentality of a number of teams in the division.

Division Two
MVP: Rikki Clarke (DC United thirds)
Top scorer: Rikki Clarke (DC United thirds)
GK of the season: Andy Hosking (Top Gear Dogs)

P6 predictions for the season
DC United won the division last year and will have another crack at it seeing as they have a team in the top two divisions. They start as favourites but will now have the challenge of a Goonies team that will be kicking the campaign off from the start with Harris and Fallens amongst their players.

Season 12 round up
Champions Cup - Real Egloshayle (Premier) vs Cosmos Revolution (Division One)
The two big guns of the league collided with last seasons double winners and this seasons Premiership runner's up facing off against Chris Bonner's Cosmos who had already secured the division one title. The tie seemed to be heading the way of Cosmos who led 1-0 through a Mick Thompson goal when disaster struck and the floodlights went off with 3 minutes still on the clock. So it is all to play for next week when both sides resume play with the score at 1-0 and the final 3 minutes being played. Both teams gather their thoughts before the season ending showpiece finale. One positive from this seasons final was the quality commentary during the match from P6's #1 match pundit Oleg Sorokin. Some pundit.

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